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Keith

A absolute manwhore- keith is the personification name of evil

They usually are involved in some sketchy type schiz-
Whether it be faking disorders, or joining cults

They also make shoddy art and somehow have simps, despite being a absolute table eating cocomelon watching ipad kid.
They look like their hair got cut with a weedwhacker very shittily

One time he even drew art OF MY GIRLFRIEND with a gun to her head

If you meet keith
#CANCEL HIM

#CANCELKEITH
Me:Hey check out what Keith posted.
Max: Oh my god he did not-
Me: that whore never stops does he..
by Keith hater anonymous April 23, 2022
mugGet the Keithmug.

Keith

Sir Keith Starmer - Leader of the British Labour Party. Former Director of Public Prosecutions. Wallet Inspector. Tory Double Agent.
Do you know Keith Starmer?

The liar that broke all of his ten leadership pledges?

That's him!
by iheartpat August 22, 2022
mugGet the Keithmug.

keith

the most amazing person ever who i love so much, he deserves the world <3
by r1oooo November 14, 2021
mugGet the keithmug.

Keith Arsewank

An American gun-nut, homophobe, racist, transphobe, and far-right political wannabe who has lost every election he's contested. Sometimes wrongly known as "Keith R. Swank"
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March
Look at him. He's an idiot. He's a proper Keith Arsewank.
by keithArsewank July 5, 2023
mugGet the Keith Arsewankmug.

A Keith

A wicked awesome person who always gives way more than he gets . Hes too nice and it usually works to his detriment.
Man did you see what that guy just gave me. He just pulled a Keith
by Randomchick617 March 11, 2019
mugGet the A Keithmug.

Keith

FINE ASS NIGGA WHO CAN FUCK EVEYBODY HE WILL make YOU CUM Keith is so sexy he goes to geo prep and fucks all the bitches the finest nigga you know and has a BBC
by Qauntavious pringle September 14, 2022
mugGet the Keithmug.

scuba keith

A conceded Scuba Diver who may or may not have a rivalry with Scuba Austin.
Who is these people?
by Master_Unlucky September 2, 2004
mugGet the scuba keithmug.

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