A absolute manwhore- keith is the personification name of evil
They usually are involved in some sketchy type schiz-
Whether it be faking disorders, or joining cults
They also make shoddy art and somehow have simps, despite being a absolute table eating cocomelon watching ipad kid.
They look like their hair got cut with a weedwhacker very shittily
One time he even drew art OF MY GIRLFRIEND with a gun to her head
If you meet keith
#CANCEL HIM
#CANCELKEITH
They usually are involved in some sketchy type schiz-
Whether it be faking disorders, or joining cults
They also make shoddy art and somehow have simps, despite being a absolute table eating cocomelon watching ipad kid.
They look like their hair got cut with a weedwhacker very shittily
One time he even drew art OF MY GIRLFRIEND with a gun to her head
If you meet keith
#CANCEL HIM
#CANCELKEITH
by Keith hater anonymous April 23, 2022

Sir Keith Starmer - Leader of the British Labour Party. Former Director of Public Prosecutions. Wallet Inspector. Tory Double Agent.
by iheartpat August 22, 2022

i love you so much keith
by r1oooo November 14, 2021

An American gun-nut, homophobe, racist, transphobe, and far-right political wannabe who has lost every election he's contested. Sometimes wrongly known as "Keith R. Swank"
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March
by keithArsewank July 5, 2023

A wicked awesome person who always gives way more than he gets . Hes too nice and it usually works to his detriment.
by Randomchick617 March 11, 2019

FINE ASS NIGGA WHO CAN FUCK EVEYBODY HE WILL make YOU CUM Keith is so sexy he goes to geo prep and fucks all the bitches the finest nigga you know and has a BBC
SEXY NIGGA KEITH
by Qauntavious pringle September 14, 2022

by Master_Unlucky September 2, 2004
