Ass ketchup

The results of crapping a mixture of shit and blood, resulting in a very unpleasant smell.

"Hey bro, don't look in the toilet, the bowls full of ass ketchup!"

by Oceani's Cursed Word Drawer August 4, 2021

To the ketchup

A phase that refers to reving a car engine to maximum rpms, which causes the tachometer to be in the "red zone".

Most commonly associated with just gonna send it.

"Send it right to the ketchup Dave!"

"Started it up and just sent her right to the ketchup"

"We've found out that sending it right to the ketchup warms her up pretty fast"

by aD4RKW4R February 5, 2019

Pillow Ketchup

The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.

I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.

Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.

by Dr Hill February 19, 2024

weird ketchup

Weird ketchup is referring to any unknown red substance you could find, such as a spillled bloody mary, blood, or hot sauce.

There's some weird ketchup on the floor over there.

by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024

ketchup slipper

Another term for the female flower part. Some people might call it a meat waffle, vagina or moinch wallet

Littl billy: What's that between your legs mummy?
Mummy: that my Ketchup slipper you stupid twat.

by Moinch Man February 23, 2018

Ketchup

Girls way of talking about her period so boys or others don’t know

Oh damn I’m on my ketchup

by Roro_cookiemonsta November 16, 2018