De Jonged

When you are unexpectedly kicked in the chest by a male or female wearing cleats. Has a tendency to break multiple ribs which then puncture lungs causing internal bleeding and death.

That Guy just got De Jonged!

by Jackie Blackie July 13, 2010

audrey jones

an amazing girl who is really pretty.

a funny person. she can always make you laugh.
makes you wanna smile.
sometimes she can be weird.
a great fraand!

ya know that girl audrey jones? shes so cool.

by zzooee July 23, 2011

Jim Jones

the juice you receive in jail that no one knows what its really made of.

hey man dont drink that jim jones you wont be able to get your dick up again

by partymarty4000 September 28, 2008

Sydney Jones

Sydney is an amazing girl who I've been incredibly lucky to have the opportunity to get to know. Smart, fun, caring and beautiful. Kind and sincere, will always be there for you. And on top of all that shes incredibly sexy.

Sydney Jones is not your typical orange.

by Jibbyasdfghjkl August 25, 2011

dylan jones

One of the nicest guys you will ever meet
He is incredable hot and is really good in bed

i wish i had a guy like dylan jones

by caitlyn abercrombie December 18, 2011

Catherine Zeta Jones

(n.)

Attractive Welsh actress married to Michael Douglas. Won an Oscar in 2002 for her role as Velma Kelly in Chicago. Is a big fan of suing tabloids.

Catherine Zeta Jones sues people left and right!

by pushit July 24, 2008

star jones

(n.) a heterosexual woman who chooses to marry a flamboyantly homosexual man out of some misplaced notion that acquiring the status of "wife" is worth living a loveless, sexless lie.

(v.) to luxuriate in the delusion that entering in a marriage, as described above, makes other people envy your good fortune, when they are actually laughing their asses off.

Why are you so surprised that Maurice will tease out your wigs but won't play with your titties? Girl, you are star jonesin!!!! You better annul this mess, before he runs off with your shoes.

by camp_slappy February 11, 2005