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Jon Blough

A Jon Blough is based off of the original "BLOUGH", the act of fluffing up a penis to 45% erect and then slapping someone on the face while they are unconscious. A Jon Blough on the otherhand is the act of taking a shit on the unconscious person's face followed by a massage using a 79.147% erect penis to spread around the "chocolate".
Because my boyfriend gave me a Jon Blough, i completely fucked him up......
by 79.123erect July 22, 2009
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jon kelly

Jon Kelly is a good person. He likes to play guitar, ride his bike, play pokemon, walk around the park and look at the sky and appreciate the sunset. He also likes old music that has a cheery melody but very sad heart breaking lyrics. He tends to cut people out of his life because of his anxiety and depression. But stick around with him. He is very caring and sweet. Lastly, he wears a gengar smile.
I met this guy who’s nice and sweet, but sometimes he wont text nor call me. He’s such a Jon Kelly!
by JPR1985 June 28, 2022
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jon owen

He's a complete and utter square. The state of being a "dick". He's a fucking piece of cunt.
Dude your being a fucking Jon Owen.
by Hide how June 11, 2017
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Jon-Paul

The pinnacle of human evolution with an autistic sidekick with every reincarnation.
Jon-Paul was found in a forest with a naked 4 year old
by Jon does sugar November 8, 2019
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jon carr

The ancient African god of sex, the legends say that he has a 69 foot dick. One of the most powerful beings to roam the planet
Suhhhh dude you were so jon carr last night
by Large cock 6969 May 25, 2017
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Silly Jons

Southwest Louisiana slang for psychedelics (marijuana, magic mushrooms, etc).
Hey bro you wanna get those silly jons?”
“She been tweakin’ off them silly jons all night!”
“Aye dawg got any silly jons?”
by GOON SQUAD REAL July 11, 2023
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Jon Tristan

Someone who sleeps a lot, probably Filipino because he has 2 first names. An aries with a good sense of fashion. Listens to keshi and plays valorant.
Look its Jon Tristan! He’s probably getting boba.
by Popmango November 23, 2021
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