Java Jockey

your local barrista

Hit the coffee shop to support your local java jockey, fools!

by J. Matlock March 6, 2011

spatula jockey

anyone who works at a burger joint or diner

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

ching jockey

Somebody who likes to fuck Asians

That Joe, he loves asisn cock. Hes such a ching jockey

by wingdawongnumber January 24, 2014

Dick Jockey

A person who rides lots of dicks... just as much as cowboys used to ride horses

That Garrett Miner from NorCal is such a dick jockey!

by Lukedean March 22, 2010

maple jockey

A kinda rude way to describe a Canadian but also kinda funny because they’ll apologise for the inconvenience.

Person one: hey maple jockey!

Maple jockey: sorry about that friends.

by Bobby Hatred November 21, 2019

Parts Jockey

n. An unskilled electronics troubleshooter. One whose primary means of solving problems is simply to replace components. Parts jockeys exclusively use exhaustive trial and error to find problems.

It will take Bob forever to find the problem, he's just a parts jockey, not a real technician.

by SirDiesAlot August 12, 2006

Cloud Jockey

A cloud jockey is an awful airline pilot. Usually an inexperienced pilot or a pilot who is terribly bored with their commercial air career and misses flying single prop airplanes and controls the plane like a cowboy in an attempt to enjoy the feeling of flying. Either reason makes the whole flying experience suck for the passengers.

That cloud jockey was jerking the plane so much that the flight felt like a roller coaster, can we drive next time?!

by TYAMAHAS July 30, 2019