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Tower Jockey

Slang for upper management, as in those who inhabit the Ivory Tower.

Anyone isolated by their position from the front lines of the actual business they do. They typically still meddle, often blindly, into micro-management from afar.

They are prone to visiting the different areas of the company, often expecting regal treatment and yes-man answers. These visits are usually to the surprise and mortification of those who work the front lines, causing disruption and anxiety.

Tower Jockeys are often responsible for the worst, most mindless ideas that drift down the line of a company from it's upper management.
"Did you hear Gary, the F---ing tower jockeys are visiting town tomorrow and visiting the stores"

"Joe has to get everything perfect for when the tower jockeys visit next week from coorporate."

Veteran to new hire: "Look, Billy, when the tower jockeys get here next week just nod and say you agree with whatever they say, even if they are talking about that stupid new system they just rolled out that caused that huge mess last week."
by Wordsmith 1 June 12, 2009
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Server Jockey

It professional whose unending task is to squeeze every once of performance out of aging servers with little or no budget from the bean counters.
"Welcome to the company. As the resident server jockey, you'll be responsible for overseeing the successful rollout of Windows 2008 onto these Pentium II's for our 300 employee branch in Chicago. Any questions...good."
by t1n0 April 10, 2009
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Camera Jockey

In filming; one who resides behind the camera, operating it, mainly because of their lack of appealing physical qualities and/or skill with a camera.
"Glen wants to be in the next film we make, but he's such a good camera jockey, we're going to make him film again."
by Eyllis January 28, 2010
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Pasta Jockey

derogatory term for a wop or person of Italian descent
that fuckin pasta jockey stole my woman
by dasbarenjuden March 25, 2010
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Comment Jacker

People who use the comments section of any social networking site to engage in discussion with others who have commented on a particular photo, status update or other newsworthy item which is totally unrelated to the original post and particularly annoying to everyone else that receives updates of all comments.
Mark: Hey all, did you see the sunset today? It was awesome! Check out this photo.
Tina: Oh man, no, I was stuck in the office.
Geanny: YES! I love California sunsets.
Bill: Hey Geanny, haven't seen you in a while.
Geanny: Oh hey Bill, nice to hear from you, how are you?
Bill: I'm great, the kids are great, my wife recovered from her knee surgery just fine.
Geanny: Oh wonderful to hear, Bill, we should meet up for lunch sometime.
Bill: Great idea Geanny, how does tomorrow sound?
Geanny: How about at Starbucks?
Bill: You mean the one over in Irvine?
Geanny: No Aliso.
Tina: Guys, can you take this conversation offline, I'm in Dallas so I don't need to hear about your coffee date!
Geanny: Oh sorry, I didn't realize that everyone was getting these messages.
Bill's WIFE: Bill who the hell is Geanny?
Bill: Uh oh, I'm in trouble now!
Mark: Haha, that's what you get for being a Comment Jacker!
by figmooh June 24, 2010
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Pube Jockey

A girl who uses her mans overgrown pubes to pull herself further onto his cock for a deep throat. like a horse jockey pulls on a horse's reins.
Damn man last night when my girl blew me she pulled my pubes like she was a damn pube jockey.
by OhHaiDer June 29, 2010
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Chat Jacker

1. A person who interupts a conversation , either real life chat or on a computer and takes over the conversation thus killing the former convo thread and turning the attention of those interupted to the interupter.

2. Any one who takes a funny picture , thread joke ect from some one and posts it claiming it for there own before the original owner can post it.
Guy 1 " Hey man I was watching Tv last night and cought this show , the walking dead have you ever seen it?"

Guy 2 "No but i heard it S---"

Chat Jacker "Omg I saw a TV show on whales last night !! whales are epic blah blah blah!!!"

Guy 1 and 2 "Bro we been chat jacked
by Kdashfirestarter August 1, 2012
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