Slang for upper management, as in those who inhabit the Ivory Tower.
Anyone isolated by their position from the front lines of the actual business they do. They typically still meddle, often blindly, into micro-management from afar.
They are prone to visiting the different areas of the company, often expecting regal treatment and yes-man answers. These visits are usually to the surprise and mortification of those who work the front lines, causing disruption and anxiety.
Tower Jockeys are often responsible for the worst, most mindless ideas that drift down the line of a company from it's upper management.
Anyone isolated by their position from the front lines of the actual business they do. They typically still meddle, often blindly, into micro-management from afar.
They are prone to visiting the different areas of the company, often expecting regal treatment and yes-man answers. These visits are usually to the surprise and mortification of those who work the front lines, causing disruption and anxiety.
Tower Jockeys are often responsible for the worst, most mindless ideas that drift down the line of a company from it's upper management.
"Did you hear Gary, the F---ing tower jockeys are visiting town tomorrow and visiting the stores"
"Joe has to get everything perfect for when the tower jockeys visit next week from coorporate."
Veteran to new hire: "Look, Billy, when the tower jockeys get here next week just nod and say you agree with whatever they say, even if they are talking about that stupid new system they just rolled out that caused that huge mess last week."
"Joe has to get everything perfect for when the tower jockeys visit next week from coorporate."
Veteran to new hire: "Look, Billy, when the tower jockeys get here next week just nod and say you agree with whatever they say, even if they are talking about that stupid new system they just rolled out that caused that huge mess last week."
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In filming; one who resides behind the camera, operating it, mainly because of their lack of appealing physical qualities and/or skill with a camera.
"Glen wants to be in the next film we make, but he's such a good camera jockey, we're going to make him film again."
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Mark: Hey all, did you see the sunset today? It was awesome! Check out this photo.
Tina: Oh man, no, I was stuck in the office.
Geanny: YES! I love California sunsets.
Bill: Hey Geanny, haven't seen you in a while.
Geanny: Oh hey Bill, nice to hear from you, how are you?
Bill: I'm great, the kids are great, my wife recovered from her knee surgery just fine.
Geanny: Oh wonderful to hear, Bill, we should meet up for lunch sometime.
Bill: Great idea Geanny, how does tomorrow sound?
Geanny: How about at Starbucks?
Bill: You mean the one over in Irvine?
Geanny: No Aliso.
Tina: Guys, can you take this conversation offline, I'm in Dallas so I don't need to hear about your coffee date!
Geanny: Oh sorry, I didn't realize that everyone was getting these messages.
Bill's WIFE: Bill who the hell is Geanny?
Bill: Uh oh, I'm in trouble now!
Mark: Haha, that's what you get for being a Comment Jacker!
Tina: Oh man, no, I was stuck in the office.
Geanny: YES! I love California sunsets.
Bill: Hey Geanny, haven't seen you in a while.
Geanny: Oh hey Bill, nice to hear from you, how are you?
Bill: I'm great, the kids are great, my wife recovered from her knee surgery just fine.
Geanny: Oh wonderful to hear, Bill, we should meet up for lunch sometime.
Bill: Great idea Geanny, how does tomorrow sound?
Geanny: How about at Starbucks?
Bill: You mean the one over in Irvine?
Geanny: No Aliso.
Tina: Guys, can you take this conversation offline, I'm in Dallas so I don't need to hear about your coffee date!
Geanny: Oh sorry, I didn't realize that everyone was getting these messages.
Bill's WIFE: Bill who the hell is Geanny?
Bill: Uh oh, I'm in trouble now!
Mark: Haha, that's what you get for being a Comment Jacker!
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2. Any one who takes a funny picture , thread joke ect from some one and posts it claiming it for there own before the original owner can post it.
2. Any one who takes a funny picture , thread joke ect from some one and posts it claiming it for there own before the original owner can post it.
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Guy 2 "No but i heard it S---"
Chat Jacker "Omg I saw a TV show on whales last night !! whales are epic blah blah blah!!!"
Guy 1 and 2 "Bro we been chat jacked
Guy 2 "No but i heard it S---"
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Guy 1 and 2 "Bro we been chat jacked
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