Definitely not wifey material. A basic bar hoe that seeks refuge in bars and night clubs so that unsuspecting men can't tell exactly how orange she is as a result of her attachment to layers of bronzer and/or tanning beds. You'll most likely find her gravitating towards men out of her league, or even more pathetic: taken. If you make friends with a Jessica, don't ask her to do your makeup or else you might open your eyes to a raccoon staring back at you in the mirror. She's the greatest friend temporarily, but next thing you know every night is ruined because she's too fixed on another guy and you're stuck covering her ass. One thing is for certain, you'll always look amazing next to Jessica even on your worst of days. At least there's that upside.
Pedro: Hey, man. I need to borrow your Clorox.
Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.
Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.
by thornfieldghost August 28, 2016
Get the Jessicamug. 
by Shitstickhsejxnjdndndndndne February 28, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica is a a pretty girl. She can be bossy,bitchy and mean but if your her friend she’ll treat you with much respect. Sometimes she can be attention seeking and want the spotlight but if a friend is in need she wastes no time to get there. She has a nice body and is very sporty and competitive even against her bestest friends. She has been through tough times and even though she’s not the smartest she can get jealous and violent but if you know a Jessica she’s one of a kind.
by Unicornnicknackz October 19, 2018
Get the Jessicamug. A usually lovely girl, but has trust issues and is quite impulsive. She is often the mom of the friendship group making sure everyone is okay, but she can also be a bit hot headed She often will have a glow up by the time she’s 15, and will go from the boys making fun of her, to the boys who are in love with her. She thinks worse of herself, but as long as her friends are by her side she’ll be okay! If you meet a Jessica, don’t judge her to quickly.
by Tiktok Obsessed May 14, 2020
Get the Jessicamug. The most awful person on earth that spreads rumors about people smoking in the back of the school with their older brother is that in reality does not exist if you meet a Jessica slap her across the face as soon as you can
by TexasLover5013 April 24, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. The most beautiful girl your ever meet, and she makes a very good friend. Always their for you always is ready to help, and never lets a friend down :3
My best friend is Jessica! She's so nice!
by SkittlesSoundSilly March 26, 2019
Get the Jessicamug.