Definitely not wifey material. A basic bar hoe that seeks refuge in bars and night clubs so that unsuspecting men can't tell exactly how orange she is as a result of her attachment to layers of bronzer and/or tanning beds. You'll most likely find her gravitating towards men out of her league, or even more pathetic: taken. If you make friends with a Jessica, don't ask her to do your makeup or else you might open your eyes to a raccoon staring back at you in the mirror. She's the greatest friend temporarily, but next thing you know every night is ruined because she's too fixed on another guy and you're stuck covering her ass. One thing is for certain, you'll always look amazing next to Jessica even on your worst of days. At least there's that upside.
Pedro: Hey, man. I need to borrow your Clorox.
Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.
Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.
by thornfieldghost August 28, 2016
Get the Jessica mug.The most beautiful and soft person on the planet, They are the greatest person to be in a relationship as they can provide emotional loving support which can bring you to tears with their massive amount of space for love.
The name Jessica emits raw love straight from the soul and you'd be elated to have them in your life, oh and they love cats too! you'd love to be around Jessica.
The name Jessica emits raw love straight from the soul and you'd be elated to have them in your life, oh and they love cats too! you'd love to be around Jessica.
by FillangeTime November 19, 2018
Get the Jessica mug.Jessica is a a pretty girl. She can be bossy,bitchy and mean but if your her friend she’ll treat you with much respect. Sometimes she can be attention seeking and want the spotlight but if a friend is in need she wastes no time to get there. She has a nice body and is very sporty and competitive even against her bestest friends. She has been through tough times and even though she’s not the smartest she can get jealous and violent but if you know a Jessica she’s one of a kind.
by Unicornnicknackz October 19, 2018
Get the Jessica mug.She is the bitchiest of people rude annoying and she will stab your back she takes your mans and she loves to be rude she’s always on peoples nerves also she dosent deserve her mans she needs sum milk
by Cuban-jerzey October 23, 2018
Get the Jessica mug.A gorgeous girl who has a big heart. She isn’t the most popular person u will meet but she definitely is that type of person who will be with u through thick and thin, she has loads of boys crushing on her and they are still yet to be revealed. She is best friends with me(jasmine) and she is the best friend to have when u need one.
Boy 1: Omg have u heard aid that girl called Jess she’s so beautiful but way out of my league.
Boy 2: Jessica is so calm about everything I think I’m starting to like her.
Boy 2: Jessica is so calm about everything I think I’m starting to like her.
by Fstdjgsiff November 6, 2018
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Get the Jessica mug.A word originating from the Swedish Alps used to describe the act of building ceramic roads for raccoons. Can also be used to describe a doorknob of greasy nature.
E.g. 1: Who that guy cares a lot for raccoons.
Yeah he’s a real Jessica for building that road.
E.g. 2 Somebody messed their pizza grease on the doorknob.
Yeah now the doorknob is Jessica
Yeah he’s a real Jessica for building that road.
E.g. 2 Somebody messed their pizza grease on the doorknob.
Yeah now the doorknob is Jessica
by LonelySlaveInAfrica December 22, 2018
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