raspy jasper

dry, chaffed ballsack

dude, when i was washing my sack i accidently left the soap in ,now i totally have a raspy jasper

by Mike Culver June 24, 2003

Holy Jasper

An exclamation uttered when one realizes that they can not believe what they are seeing or have just seen.

Holy Jasper! He just ate 13 chili dogs and got on the wall of fame at the Corner Bar.

by Runner08 August 22, 2008

wee jasper

A shithole amongst towns, hundreds of miles from the nearest non related female thats not the issue it dosent stop the locals from a little inbreading.

Hi my name is tim and i really love the ladies, ehhhhhh.

by Bob Marley July 27, 2004

vince jasper

A brown kid with a big ass dick. He has sex with girls everyday gives people black eyes

Vince Jasper you have a big dick

by Poplar April 26, 2017

Kim Jasper

The best boyfriend you could ever have. Kim is not the one you always see, he’s not popular neither famous. But everybody knows him, not because of his appearance but because of his kindness. He may not be the prince you would wish on a lamp, neither a prince you would see in the ocean. But he is the guys that will answer your prayer. He is the guys that you will love forever.

“Kilala mo ba yung secretary ng mga sacristan na gwapo?”

“Ah si Kim ba?”

“Ang gwapo talaga ni Kim”

“Balita ko loyal daw yun si Kim?”

“Daming nagkakacrush dun kay Kim Jasper”

“Mahal ko yun e”

-meagan

by tintang pula August 22, 2019

banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.

Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha

by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019

Max-Jasper

A perfect husband, he’s nice, caring, very smart and handsome. The most lovable person you’ll ever meet! This word is mostly

used in the love language.

That guy is so nice! He’s such a Max-Jasper! I wish I could marry him.

by Rita Lynn November 22, 2021