He is the coolest person in the friend group he is soooo tall and cool and also cool.the queen of England and Michelle Obama even fell in love with him just by looking at him he is also super good at darts.and is 100000x better than everyone in the Bailey gc
by anonymous December 5, 2021
Get the Jonahmug. A hecken silly man, who emails the entire school a movie script on a whim. He will certainly theive your V-card and will use it to do a line. He hides the fact that he harvests kidneys in his basement, but everyone he tells finds it kinda cute.
Person: "Hi Jonah!"
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."
by Jonah Collazo-Heifetz March 2, 2023
Get the Jonahmug. He is very fat and big. Always gets a bonah when he sees girls. He likes every hot girl and loves big macs and mcdonlds. He always says the n word and swears. He doesnt know english and is very dumb
by fatima kim jong un February 2, 2025
Get the Jonahmug. by jdjrhe March 25, 2022
Get the Jonah Ganskemug. If a person used their stupidity to further expand their use of humorous vocabulary they would be told they are a Jonah Wizniuk or funny guy
by jkbn'ojb'ol June 22, 2023
Get the Jonah wizniukmug. by GONAH November 7, 2022
Get the Jonahmug. by what the fish 811867871 December 2, 2021
Get the Jonahmug.