Dick Jockey

A person who rides lots of dicks... just as much as cowboys used to ride horses
That Garrett Miner from NorCal is such a dick jockey!
by Lukedean March 22, 2010
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Java Jockey

by J. Matlock February 20, 2011
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spatula jockey

anyone who works at a burger joint or diner
by Anonymous November 04, 2003
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ching jockey

That Joe, he loves asisn cock. Hes such a ching jockey
by wingdawongnumber January 24, 2014
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Parts Jockey

n. An unskilled electronics troubleshooter. One whose primary means of solving problems is simply to replace components. Parts jockeys exclusively use exhaustive trial and error to find problems.
It will take Bob forever to find the problem, he's just a parts jockey, not a real technician.
by SirDiesAlot August 12, 2006
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maple jockey

A kinda rude way to describe a Canadian but also kinda funny because they’ll apologise for the inconvenience.
by Bobby Hatred November 21, 2019
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Cloud Jockey

A cloud jockey is an awful airline pilot. Usually an inexperienced pilot or a pilot who is terribly bored with their commercial air career and misses flying single prop airplanes and controls the plane like a cowboy in an attempt to enjoy the feeling of flying. Either reason makes the whole flying experience suck for the passengers.
That cloud jockey was jerking the plane so much that the flight felt like a roller coaster, can we drive next time?!
by TYAMAHAS July 31, 2019
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