A man who no matter what woman he fucks, he gets her pregnant. His ball bag will always provide the gift of life.
Krystal: I may have made a mistake last night. I slept with that new Russian guy.
Karen: Are you out of your mind. He has a Tulsa gift bag.
Karen: Are you out of your mind. He has a Tulsa gift bag.
by Drpun May 20, 2009
I am writing something using my own terminology (words).
This is an example of creative expression, which is one of the many (countless) forms that free will takes.
This is how I use my gift from god.
This is an example of creative expression, which is one of the many (countless) forms that free will takes.
This is how I use my gift from god.
by Ice Burg July 11, 2006
by Chicken89 August 18, 2011
A pump gift is similar to a push gift in which woman receive a gift for giving birth. The pump gift is similar but more exclusive to the man who had to go through the difficult effort in pumping out millions of fertile sperm and making it into the vagina instead of the face, back, anus or sock. The gift should be off high value and should include blow jobs for life without question or consent.
Woman: Hey honey where is my push present?
Man: You just pushed it out.... Your welcome.
Now where is my pump gift?
Woman: *gets on knees* to deliver pump present gift.
Man: You just pushed it out.... Your welcome.
Now where is my pump gift?
Woman: *gets on knees* to deliver pump present gift.
by Babad October 16, 2018
Friend: "That's a weird house decoration"
Homeowner: "yes, it was a housewarming gift"
Friend: "ahhh that makes sense then"
Homeowner: "yes, it was a housewarming gift"
Friend: "ahhh that makes sense then"
by Kdougan November 20, 2016
by seximee21 May 09, 2006
Used to be titled as "gifted" as a child but now spends most of their time smoking weed and avoiding their problems
by Lolfuckoff August 20, 2017