During foreplay with a new woman, the lover decides they want to give a tongue beating on the Ol pussy pink meat. It is best practice to first take a dip in the pool with a finger. One can then take a discreet sniff, to test if the parting of the lips has a good scent. If you forget to check the oil before lapping at it like a dog licking a wound, you may get trout trapped. This poor basturd, genitalia engorged with blood, consumed by a madmans lust to gunk up their tongue with a sopping handful of muff. Like a runaway freight train careening towards a disaster, the fragrance slaps them in the face. As if at 2 am, the dance club lights turn on and you realize the person you have been dancing with all night looks like a meth addict, everything is seen clearly. You have been trout trapped. Before you is a hatchet wound burping out its putrid air, a cesspool churning its swill. Aromas of gutted maggot ridden fish bursting open on a 90 degree day, swamp ass where you sharted but have no way to wipe so you have to sit sweating in your filth, and the musky sweet sweat on a 300 pounder. Being a good person, not wanting to embarrass her, you decide to dive in. Working up several shot glasses of saliva you prepare to give her a pussy bath. Even if there are sticky chunks of cottage cheese you gallantly slurp away the filth. 3 days later when pungent scent still remains on your upper lip. Slowly wafting under your nose even after 20 hot showers, you vow never to be trout trapped again.
Sorry I will stand farther away talking to you, I was trout trapped last night and I can't get rid of her between the meat flaps slim coating on my tongue.
by Kissel August 23, 2023
When you reach for a piece of pizza only to discover that the box has been left out and there is no pizza left.
by yhtomit91 October 12, 2011
by Lo-per February 09, 2008
A question from a wife or girlfriend directed toward her husband or boyfriend for which there is no correct answer.
"Does this make me look fat?"
"No."
"Liar!"
-OR-
"Yes."
"Bastard!"
-OR-
"Sorry, man trap detected, I refuse to answer."
"No."
"Liar!"
-OR-
"Yes."
"Bastard!"
-OR-
"Sorry, man trap detected, I refuse to answer."
by pete592 October 12, 2007
1. When a woman grabs an unwilling man's hand and forces her thighs shut upon it. Usually followed by the reluctant male being subjected to watching the woman perform a sexual act on herself.
"I told that drunk girl I was married man, but she grabbed my hand and bear trapped it between her thighs. She wouldn't let go until after she rubbed one out"
by provparkside June 14, 2012
A Fudge Trap refers to the un-wipeable part of an obese persons asshole, that therefore gathers fudge.
by Zuzzy Foeller February 06, 2014
by mimi#%$@& October 02, 2016