jizz ritual

Is a jizz ritual a ritual with jizz involved

Bro that jizz ritual was kind of insane

by jizz ritual Man January 6, 2021

pre-jizz

pre-ejaculation fluid.

Billy: My pre-jizz is making my cock go smoothly

Cindy: Yes I love it

by TheCantonCock December 18, 2014

blender jizz

When the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to ejaculation, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent cumming of a porn star (or a a should-be porn star)

God dammit, Bobbie, you Blender Jizzed all over grandma's denture again

by the world famous L November 20, 2010

Jizz Dog

A white old dog that can be referred to as jizz dog

I saw my friend's dog, an old white haired jack russel, JIZZ DOG

by jizzdogfanpage November 2, 2019

Jizz Clot

When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman.

Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!

by nonkatt August 17, 2011

jizz donut

Just as u pull out she farts and glazes her own brown eye. It starts as an anal creampie, then after the fart glaze the guy eats it. The girl (or guy to be fair to the dudes that like dudes) has to be face down during this

I was getting nasty with my chick last night and the best part was the jizz donut surprise on my face

by gorilla humper November 29, 2013

Jizz Overload

when you haven't ejaculated for a few days and you are involved in sexual activity - when you cum it's twice the amount you normally cum therefore being a 'Jizz Overload'

After coming back from the 4 day work conference, I was talking to Tracey online and had a huge Jizz Overload

What.... all over your computer?

Nah - I had a couple of cum hankys on me

by Jaye Bombed August 9, 2010