Some of the teachers have like 4 doctorates and just give hella work and torture you for fun, other teachers become your best friends. All our sports teams suck major ass but the 2020 senior football team thought they were the coolest people on the planet. The track team is a cult of weird nerds. Half the school lives in Brooklyn despite it being in Staten Island. The ones from sheepshead bay are literally the worst people to grace the planet earth. Rude racist Russians who carry long champ bags with Gucci slides despite living in two bedroom apartments in a dog shit neighborhood in Brooklyn. The ones from the island are usually are pretty nice but some are from tottenville and make you want to kill yourself. Literally zero diversity every one is Asian and russian, youre a minority being an Irish kid. Did I mention they force you to take Russian. The Russian teachers are almost all AWFUL literally treat their class like a USSR throwback ball. Everyone’s GPA is a 4.0 and getting an 80 in a class is treated like failing out of highschool. Everyone goes to an Ivy or Binghamton and college acceptance days are treated like literal dooms day. The bathrooms are a smoke show of honors kid burnouts who are desperately trying to get through their day via nicotine and wax pens. Despite all of this I couldn’t imagine myself anywhere else. You get super close with your friends and as much as you hate it one day you’ll look back and wish you could do it all again.
“What’d you do in highschool?”
“Cried, studied, and smoked in the bathrooms.”
“What?”
“Oh yeah, I went to Staten Island tech”
“Cried, studied, and smoked in the bathrooms.”
“What?”
“Oh yeah, I went to Staten Island tech”
by Youdeeznuts April 26, 2022
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People I don't like spotted at the Staten Island mall
People I don't like spotted wearing gold chains
People I don't like spotted wearing gold chains
by Mr. LS June 20, 2008
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by AngelicAngel April 16, 2009
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Staten Island once wanted to secede from NYC; Giuliani should have let them.
The South once wanted to secede from the US; Lincoln should have let them!
The South once wanted to secede from the US; Lincoln should have let them!
by Johnny X. June 29, 2005
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a. "what do u want to do today?"
b. "well its staten island"
a. "right, so mall or movies?"
b. "yupp"
people who dont live here shoudl really stop writing gay crap abotu it, cuz im not writing anything about ur city, jersey wants to be us, and the toher boros end up moving here ne way.
b. "well its staten island"
a. "right, so mall or movies?"
b. "yupp"
people who dont live here shoudl really stop writing gay crap abotu it, cuz im not writing anything about ur city, jersey wants to be us, and the toher boros end up moving here ne way.
by forget the other boroughs July 12, 2006
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Oh thats just Staten Island, oh-well.
Oh thats just Staten Island, oh-well.
by lola latina princessa April 28, 2005
Get the staten island mug.ok first of all i live in the south shore of staten island with all thje guidos and girls who are sluts and whores and i am so used to allo the guys and girls so back off and stop writing shytt about the south shore cuz staten island kickss ass and if we went up against any other borough they would be gone befor y ou noe ittt
even though we are italian and think we are so cool to be italian it doesnt mean we dont like the other ppl here
the north shore is cool too but i have to say the south shore is much nicer and cleaner and the crime rate and shooting rate is mucchhhh less (if u no what i mean)
anyway statenisland is the best and i love it heree
every1 noes every1 and it is greatt
so all u non italians out theaa stop writing stuff about us kids in the south shore cuz we have mroe fun then you anyway and youss are all juss jealousss!!!
even though we are italian and think we are so cool to be italian it doesnt mean we dont like the other ppl here
the north shore is cool too but i have to say the south shore is much nicer and cleaner and the crime rate and shooting rate is mucchhhh less (if u no what i mean)
anyway statenisland is the best and i love it heree
every1 noes every1 and it is greatt
so all u non italians out theaa stop writing stuff about us kids in the south shore cuz we have mroe fun then you anyway and youss are all juss jealousss!!!
by deannatrusxxx October 18, 2006
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