Inverted Porcupine

When someone has more dicks inside of them then outside of them.

"Man, Pierre is so gay he's like an inverted porcupine; he's got more dicks inside than outside!"

by Yer mommer n' 'em July 17, 2025

Inverted Queef

When you fart into a vagina.

While my wife was spooning me, I performed an inverted queef.

by InvertedQueefer December 29, 2025

INVERTED PUTIN

The reverse Putin was invented in Spain by a King named Diego.

Instructions: It's a 69 but standing up, so the girl's head is facing the floor. The girl is sucking the guy's cock and he's sucking her pussy. The girl must sing the entire Russian national anthem with his cock in her mouth. She must complete the song to the end and cannot take his cock out of her mouth until she finishes.

Mom i cannot answer the phone i am in the middle of completing the Inverted Putin.

by Spanish Tyson January 11, 2026

The "Infested" Upside Down Chewbaca

When you take someone's harry ass, vagina, or penis and rub your face all around there crab infested pubes.

I was giving my girlfriend The "Infested" Upside Down Chewbaca.

by Mikey Mozzarella March 18, 2011

std-infested

An ex boyfriend whom continuously cheated on you and ALWAYS ended up with STD's. A person destined to contact HIV/AIDS. A person you trusted whole heartedly.

My ex is std-infested. I hope he ends up alone and feeling as lonely as he made me feel while we were together.

by apples01 November 11, 2013

Sleep inverted

A person who sleeps and ison the barley on the phone in the day but is awake and socially active during night

Omg I’m so sleep inverted all I do is chat at night

by MavricFTML September 28, 2019

Cop Infested Waters

An area with a high police presence.

Don’t drink and drive if you’re going downtown, those are Cop Infested Waters.

by TBohnanza September 12, 2020