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amogus sussy imposter

ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD
it ruined my life it made me see amogus everywhere everything is now a sussy imposter sussy baka get out of my head plz just get out of my head everything including trash cans, fire alarms, and fricking mail boxes look like an amogus sussy imposter if someone is killed I'll think "when the imposter is sus" and start laughing why has this happened amogus sussy imposter GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ
RED IS AN AMOGUS SUSSY IMPOSTER IT'S EVERYWHERE NOW PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!
by soofeesh June 4, 2022
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next ball impossible

The physical exactitude and precision required to become a member of the up and coming generation of professional tennis players.
Uhhh, yeah. That shot was next ball impossible for anyone but a nextGen Pro Tennis player. They’re just blowing the older guys off of the court.
by YAWA September 5, 2022
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Imports Suck ASS

term used by people who dont realize that lexus, bmw, audi, benz, ferrari, lamborghini, aston martin, etc ARE NOT AMERICAN CARZ
i say importz suck ass because i only drive a mustang...and not a ferrari.
by HATERZ SHOULD DIE September 7, 2003
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Imports Suck ASS

Used by real men who know that a 3rd Generation Camaro doesn't weigh much more than a piece of shit Honda, but with a Big V8 in the Camaro, it will run over anything.
A 1984 Camaro Z-28 with a stock 305 motor, 0-60 MPH in 5.4 seconds
by Bubba February 21, 2004
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Import Killer

1."That Chevelle SS is an import killer"2.We lost the latest shipment of nintendo's due to an import killer"
by Rocko March 28, 2004
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Imposter Troll

A troll who tries to impersonate a celebrity or other well known people. This can range from celebrities or just famous people amongst a small community.

These people are often just annoying, they also have a tendency to make fun of the celebrity they are impersonating.
ImposterTroll: Hello everyone I am Brad Pit and I would like to tell how much all of you suck!

Unit7: Crap another Imposter Troll. :(

Bradpitluver44: OMG ITS BRAD PIT! WOOT!! MARRY ME?!?

Imposter Troll: Sure, I would love to be the father of your first born.
by Unit7 May 11, 2009
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impossible gift circuit

A gift item is in such poor taste that the receiver can never publicly use it, so the only value he gets out of the gift is to re-gift it to someone who will think it's funny, and it eventually works it way back to the original gifter.

This is a variation of the bad gift circuit, where the bad gift goes back and forth. That usually happens with two people, usually brothers who give back and forth the same hankerchief every year at Christmas. Bad gifts are not as likely to pass through a larger amount of people. Someone will keep the gift. But an impossible gift keeps moving.

Variation: "Impossible Gift Club" there is an undefined comaraderie among the people who have once owned the gift. They all privately think it is funny. But it is in in such poor taste that it is the humor that dare not speak its name.

Once the impossible gift has gone one full circuit, the original gifter gives it again to his first recipient, and the circuit continues with each receipient knowing they are part of a group of people who appreciate truly bad taste.
The original gift is a T shirt which says:

CALM DOWN!

Don't Turn a Rape Into a Murder

Some people will privately think that's funny, but they can't wear it publicly. No way.

So if Johnny gives it to Hank. Hank will say "Wow. That's sick. Some T shirts try to be sick, saying things like 'I got drunk on Spring Break and won a wet T shirt contest' but this is really sick. I wish could wear it, but I'll get in trouble. It's impossible to use. So it will just sit in my drawer."
Johnny says: "You can give it someone else as a present."
So the T shirt is gifted and regifted but never worn. Eventually someone gifts the shirt to Johnny, the original gifter. It has gone full impossible gift circuit. It will happen.

And so they have defined the "Impossible Gift Club"
by HotSummer1968 September 21, 2009
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