homeschooler

a person who is taught at home. incredibly cool, pleasant, sexy and sensitive people

(I bet you can't guess what the writer of this thinks he is)

"dude, we homescoolers are cool"

by OgreMage May 13, 2005

homeshit

a friend who is fantastically cool and better than better.

home = homie
shit = good stuff

1: who is your best friend?
2: wanda, she's my homeshit!

by miszrah July 16, 2006

Homeschooler Syndrome

Though not a true disorder, this epidemic is plaguing children and teenagers worldwide, hitting the homeschooling community most of all. It is characterized by a lack of conforming to social cues. While those afflicted can understand social cues, they simply don't care; believing that everything is about them and nothing can have a negative reaction.

Person 1: That dude doesn't even care that he's acting like a douchebag.
Person 2: Wow, he must have Homeschooler Syndrome.

by b0ogerbrain500 June 19, 2010

Homester

A person who could either be a sexy hipster or a homeless person. This confusion is often caused by the tendency of hipsters to wear dirty looking, baggy, grey clothes that make them look homeless. Often, from far away, the difference between a homester and a real homeless person is imperceptible.

me: wow...look at that hot homester down the block
ema: where did he get that sexy baggy grey sweater?

(supposed homester approaches)
me: uh oh...just another homeless person

by Freakinsqueeztarts September 1, 2009

homesick bitch

Clownish baby who blindy defends their point of view with the greatest of fervor--regardless of the issue at hand, or their perceived correctness--over and over and over again until they feel they have successfully defended their stance.

Giff: The sky is blue and the grass is green.

Bomber: No way...the sky is green and the grass is blue.

Giff: Come on Bomber...everyone can see that the sky is
blue and the grass is green.

Bomber: No

Giff: Yes

Bomber: No

Giff: Yes

Bomber: No

Giff: Fine...the sky is green and the grass is blue.

Bomber: At least we can agree.

Giff: Whatever Bomber...you homesick bitch.

by Jong Ifford February 17, 2007

Homeslice

The person who shares ones home, bed and heart; A conjugal partner.

My homeslice, Pat and I don't need a ceremony to know we're committed to each other.

by Fourth Dwarf December 9, 2008

Homeslice

Buddy, pal, chum, crony, homie, friend. Generally used by Arizonans. or other USA Westerners.

I'ma gonna go go hang with my homeslices and bash President Shrub.

by Ship of Fools December 13, 2004