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Tom Holland

No one on this earth is as special as Tom Holland. He is so kind, he is incredibly good looking, he’s a total clown (in a good way), he brings joy and happiness everywhere he goes, he’s a very considerate person, he’s responsible, he’s Spider-Man for crying out loud, he’s an inspiration to many, you can count on him, he has a huge heart full of lots of love and kindness, he’s brave, he’s respectful, he has an adorable dog Tessa, he’s polite, a real gentleman, very intelligent, he loves dogs, he makes people smile without even noticing, he’s witty just like me, he’s honest, he’s strong willed, he’s definitely gonna be the next James Bond, and just an absolute LEGEND. There is absolutely no one at all who’s as awesome and outstanding as Tom Holland.
Leighton: *Laughs*
Ava: “What are you laughing at?”
Leighton: “That guy over there acting like a clown!” *laughs harder*
Ava: “That must be Tom Holland!”
Leighton: “How would you know?”
Ava: “Well because he’s hot and because he’s acting like a fool!” *laughs*
Leighton: “Ohhh I see it now!”
*both laugh in unison*
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Tom Holland

Tom holland is hot, Tom Holland is cute, Tom Holland is an amazing actor (I could write a 7000 word essay on how you could use his name I'm not kidding)
by Tom hollands wife :') May 2, 2020
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Hollanding

When you drive around looking for deer and turkey but never leave the truck... spooking everything in your path.
It's too cold outside this morning so I'm just going to do some Hollanding.
by anonymous November 3, 2023
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tom holland

a guy who isn’t even fit that 13 year old girls who say things like ‘eye-‘ ‘oop-‘ are obsessed about. these ‘stand’ usually claim to be bisexual and have a crush on the ugly actor brie larson who queerbaits all the time.
creepy girl 1: omg it’s tom holland! quackson quackson quackson
tom holland: please leave me alone, this is my grandfathers funeral
creepy girl 1: XD danger noodle!
by liamwh November 2, 2019
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Tom Holland

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The voice of holland

where judges and band leaders fuck the people who do blind acts.
man 1: did you hear about the voice of holland?
man 2: yeah, they raped her ass!
by Fuck u that has the name mate January 20, 2022
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Dexter Holland

Instead of making an original song, Dexter Holland makes one about white guys who wear Fubu. What about a song about a white guy that watches anime all the time and has a haircut from the video game street fighter, and always poses as an Asian kid. Or a song about a white guy that poses as a Mexican kid. Even more rare would be a song about a white guy that thinks he's an Eskimo.
Dexter Holland was talking about shit everybody talked about in his song, kind of like posers who wear Fubu because other people wear it.
by Solid Mantis November 7, 2020
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