Some nibbles with 2 sxhoongs so long my meat shelter goes out the mother fucking roof m8
Stop ur Tom Holland
by dickeater47 June 12, 2019
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A really hot British actor that plays spiderman and is literally the cutest thing ever. Pansexuals are also obsessed with him.
" Tom Holland is cute asf"
by cheeseyspicey November 4, 2021
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Tom Holland is the hottest man in the whole world. He likes Qkasons and is Batman. only true hollanders would get that.
Tom Holland is soo sexy
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catherine: what are you gonna do when tom proposes?
me: buy a dress duh

*LATER*

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom hollands wife becomes preggo
me: give birth you idiot
by xx.dolans.xx May 20, 2019
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he is a fucking bitch, i used to love him but then he became a jerk. So I HATE HIM NOW!1!!!!!!!!!!!!! he broke my heart He is the ugliest actor alive and he is a terrible person tom holland if you see this please die.
"Hey, did you see Tom Holland!"
"yeah so ugly"
by tommie wommieeee March 15, 2022
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A FUCKING HOT GOD. Who plays the BEST Spider-Man out there. He's a complete and utter dork. But that is what his fans love about him. He could be in a relationship with Zendaya. But he's in a relationship with his cute dog Tessa. He absolutely LOVES Quaksons. He will dance to the song "Smooth Criminal" But he danced his ass off to "umbrella".
"Tom Holland is the GOD OF HOTNESS"
"If your not Tom Holland, then you can't date me!"
by Keah Bartlett January 16, 2019
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