South African Handjob

A back rub, generally unsolicited, which may be performed with or without clothing.

WTF, I was just sitting there and Stan came up behind me and gave me a South African handjob. What a fooking prawn.

by Yellow TLR June 6, 2011

Handjob

A sexual act that a female/male/anyone can commit. It feels very pleasurable if you do it right. It usually involves someone using their hand to stroke their lover's penis to arouse them. To start at the shaft and work your way up and down. Ya know? Good. Goes along with a blowjob sometimes too. Really revs people's engines! Like so. 👇🏻

"Maggie gave me a handjob last night. It was a total shock but I enjoyed it! She really knows how to utilize her hand. "

"That's amazing. Good for you, buddy."

" I mean once she started stroking it, there was no complaints about her not listening to me rant about the abomination that is Donald Trump and pineapple pizza."

"Okay??"

"We decided to save that for cuddling after sex. Maybe she'll even give me head for Halloween."

"......"

"......"

"So. What's your girl doing for you on SpookyHalloween™? Meme costumes and candy up your ass?"

I don't know what the hell I'm doing someone push me out a window. Pls. I beg.

by whomstthefuckareyou April 16, 2018

western grip handjob

very similar to its long lost cousin the, traditional handjob, but the performer's hand is in such position that the thumb and forefinger hole is the first thing to hit the base as opposed to the pinky. Making what could be considered a reversed, better feeling hand vagina.

We were standing face to face, so she gave me a western grip handjob.

by nahleydaman March 29, 2010

ranch handjob

When two or more cowboys jack off each other in a speed competition. The winner gets to ride the other participants Bareback mountain style.

Man Ben got ridden hard by Billy Bob George the cowboy after he lost at a game of ranch handjobs.

by VinceNoir June 23, 2006

habuji

Habuji means to get very drunk. Origins are unknown, but it is believed to come from central Africa.
It can also mean to be fairly insane/crazy/mad (that is, not right in the head).

The man was halfway habuji when I saw him last, he was slurring words badly.

"I'm habuji! Who the hell are you?"

That woman has gone habuji!

by AnarchaTron April 26, 2006

handjo

An unsatisfactorily-administered handjob that does not result in an orgasm, as it does not arrive at completion.

That girl thought she was doing me a favor, but she really only gave me a handjo.

by Jerky McGee September 28, 2011

hanu

hanu got caught in 8k Ultra HD 120fps IMAX watching porn by his homies hansa lankykoon and simson fohead.

1: Ayo did u hear about hanu?
2: yeah he got caught in 8k Ultra HD 120fps IMAX watching Luna Okko porn
1: he lasted 1 minute no cap

by head ah boy December 19, 2020