harper hamilton

A SEXY MOTHERFUCKER WHO IS AMAZING IN BED LIKE OMG HIS DICK IS FUCKING HUGE

Look at this guy he’s definitely Harper Hamilton

by Stokerh jr October 13, 2020

hamilton park montessori school

The town shithole. We got the annoying kids, and not much else. We all hate it here and the teachers are ass other than one. We all cant wait to leave. It was good until 5th grade.

Im finnaly leaving hamilton park montessori school lets fucking goo

by Idontfixk October 17, 2023

markus hamilton

Fucking Bet

Guys :Markus sucks at basketball
Markus Hamilton: Fucking Bet (360 layup)

by Zensuke_007 December 15, 2016

Hamilton County Schools

one of the worst school districts in the state of tennessee, filled with depressed teachers and students, clueless parents, and old bats called school board reps.

"Bro, where do you go to school?"

"Central High, in Hamilton County Schools District."

"Oh fuck no, I feel bad for you"

by chattybatty August 4, 2023

Hamilton

A skinny nonce with no friends. Obsessed with shit TV series. Likes to hang out with people superior to him. Always has a crappy hairstyle. During classes Hamilton will delay the whole lesson with some random useless question.

Person 1: Oh fuck, Hamiltons coming
Person 2: Lets get the fuck out of here
Person 3: Hope he doesn't follow us
Person 4: Fucking hell, here he comes

by the.truth.has.been.spoken September 23, 2021

Alexander Hamilton

my name is alexander hamilton

Alexander Hamilton: Alexander Hamilton...My name is Alexander Hamilton

by theblueytimes February 1, 2025

Hamilton

1.) A genius play by Lin Manuel Miranda.
2 .) Son of a whore and a Scotsman, that cheats on his wife, and is reliable with the ladies

Hamilton: Hey random lady that showed up on my porch
Miss Maria Reynolds: Turns red leads Hamilton to bed let her legs spread and says, staaaaayyyyy
Hamilton: Hey
Miss Maria Reynolds: Heyyyyy *kisses Hamilton*
Hamilton: *kisses back*

by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan November 15, 2020