She’s short with a pretty good sense of humor loves to be sarcastic and loves to make people laugh. Is also very artistic even though she Denys it.
by TellatubbieKiller March 23, 2020
he is an absolute lad with a penis ranging from 100 - 110 inches. also he is well fit and has at least 5 girls on him at a time.
person 1: look its maximilian james robert haley!
person 2: you dont say look how many girls their are... and the size of those trousers!
person 2: you dont say look how many girls their are... and the size of those trousers!
by jessssssss da bruda November 12, 2013
She is a clown bitch that kill a fan and tries to blame everything on her mental health which she doesn't have and she is a cloud chaser
by Devilish.mp September 08, 2019
Haley Madison is a beautiful girl with dark humor and big bright eyes usually very short and annoying
She’s such a Haley Madison
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Haley Cruz?
Person 2: Yeah isnt she that one little tiny 5'2 brown midget?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Yeah isnt she that one little tiny 5'2 brown midget?
Person 1: Yeah
by Mksg February 29, 2024
You are an amazing women. A faithful person who will never let anyone down. You conquer everyone's happiness before yours. Your beautiful on the inside and out. Have a huge heart that has been broken and has been put back together many of times. Your just a great person all around.
by Elizabeth Rider November 23, 2014
lookin like a naked mole rat, has nasty red hair with lice. when you walk by her eyelashes fall off. her eyebrows look like they were smeared on with shit. SHE AINT NEVER GET NO HUsband. a tad overweight but thats okay bc people dont notice bc shes constintly throwing her tits at people. Will spread her legs for anything that breathes. ratchet bitch that fucks with all the scrubs of the school. Hopefully she dies of caridiac arrest in the foreseeable future.
drama hungry bitches are usually friends with her
will probably do heiroin
haley f; i tried to fuck someones man
everyone else; continues on with life like nobody said anything
will probably do heiroin
haley f; i tried to fuck someones man
everyone else; continues on with life like nobody said anything
by haleyhater8326974 October 24, 2018