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Haikuwu

An unfortunate, possibly actually pretty, but also likely unwanted string of words sent from one person to another with the intent of trying to impress the recipient.

May also be an overly-wordy explanation of why someone is a fan of some garbage celebrity or public figure.

Often utilized by Creeps, Simps, Bootlickers, Kyles, Chads, Tads, Karens, Carols, and Sheryls, alike.

Does not have to follow the syllabic requirements of an actual Haiku.
1: Idk he sent me a long ass DM about how he’s had a crush on me since our Junior Homecoming. Then called me a bitch when I didn’t respond within 5 minutes.
2: Ewwwwwwwuh. Haikuwu are the worst. Wtf, Kyle?

3: Donald Trump is the best president! MAGA! Liberals are turning the frogs gay!

4: Okay, Boomer. No one asked for your plagiarized FoxNews Haikuwu.
by The Rainbow Codero June 21, 2021
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Haikuwu

An unfortunate, possibly actually pretty, but also likely unwanted string of words sent from one person to another with the intent of trying to impress the recipient.

May also be an overly-wordy explanation of why someone is a fan of some garbage celebrity or public figure.

Often utilized by Creeps, Simps, Bootlickers, Kyles, Chads, Tads, Karens, Carols, and Sheryls, alike.

Does not have to follow the syllabic requirements of an actual Haiku.
1: Idk he sent me a long ass DM about how he’s had a crush on me since our Junior Homecoming. Then called me a bitch when I didn’t respond within 5 minutes.
2: Ewwwwwwwuh. Haikuwu are the worst. Wtf, Kyle?

3: Donald Trump is the best president! MAGA! Liberals are turning the frogs gay!

4: Okay, Boomer. No one asked for your plagiarized FoxNews Haikuwu.
by The Rainbow Codero June 21, 2021
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Haikuist

Someone who makes haikus
" I met Alex the other day, he is a great haikuist"
by Haiyathea November 6, 2021
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haikuet

Someone who writes haikus that are swaggy.
Elbow Crust, so dry
I’m turning to a reptile
I’d be a lizard

Wow that was such a cool haiku, they must be a haikuet.
by Scratchy lips November 21, 2021
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haikuet

Someone who writes haikus that are swaggy.
Elbow Crust, so dry
I’m turning to a reptile
I’d be a lizard

Wow that was such a cool haiku, they must be a haikuet.
by Scratchy lips November 21, 2021
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Haikus

Another name for 5.75mm bullets.
by LSCA March 10, 2022
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haikup

A hookup you engage in because of a haiku.
She wasn't going to haikup with me, but then I busted out my 5-7-5's, and it was pound town all night. She even left me one for the road:

I wish your penis
Had been longer than the first

Line of this haiku
by 3thoalreadyhave1 April 18, 2022
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