having a fly

a decietful technique in which a man acts as if he has a fly in his clothes and therefore has to frantically scratch his whole body. this is a desperate, yet stealthy attempt to scrach one's genitals

im tihnking of having a fly! my balls itch so much!

by dwright935 May 27, 2009

Are you having that

Are you going to take that insult? Said by a third party to somebody who has just been insulted.

George: (to Ben) Liverpool are shit.
Dan: Are you having that Ben?

by Legend456 October 16, 2018

having a crap

The act of sitting on the toilet/ in a bush to get rid of the waste in your body

Watch my back, im having a crap in this bush

by CD2015 April 8, 2016

Having a jerk

Laughing and having a good time , for example watching a funny video or doing something enjoyable with friends .

Hi Chloe ! i’m currently having a jerk ! it’s making my day better

by jackolatern61 October 13, 2021

to have the cuts

to be fire in regards to the aux chord

to have the cuts:
"don't worry, i have the cuts!"

by wildflowerimnotsorry July 26, 2017

have a bless

It's sort of like "thank you" or "cheers"

Ex: *friend sends meme* "Have a bless"

by danidrinksbleach December 16, 2017

Have shatten

Past tense of the act of shitting

If you.sit to shit you have sat to shat or you have shatten

by Poor slinky neck May 23, 2018