guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden December 9, 2008

ultimate-guitar

Ultimate-guitar is an awesome website in which individuals from all over the world can meet and converse, having highly intelligent conversations and sharing knowledge on all aspects of music.

I'm glad i found Ultimate-Guitar. Now i don't need to leave the house.

by guylee January 21, 2008

guitar hero

a reason for nerds to act like rockstars .

blavin clavin e got to play me rockstar vitia game . horay guitar hero

by GM123 January 16, 2009

Fanny Guitar

(Australia, Britain) - Female Masturbation
The act of strumming one's own female sex organs.
Often results in pain due to friction after a particulalry energetic session.

US Adaptation: Pussy Guitar

Olivia: What are you doing over there Linda?
Linda: Nothin much just playing a bit of Fanny Guitar

Ness loved nothing more after a hard days work than to strum her Fanny Guitar

by Lisa Rossi July 20, 2008

brown guitar

the act of fisting ones asshole and then once your inserted you flick the nipples and move your fingers around as if your were playing a guitar

bobby was giving renee brown guitar lessons last night

by iloveplayingthepinkguitar December 28, 2009

guitar sweep

(v.) a type of guitar scaling where you pick like slow strumming and switching to the next note by canceling the sound of the previous note

Matt Heafy from Trivium was demonstrating his guitar sweep section on the Guitar World video.

by DeeGeeKei October 15, 2008

Slur guitar

Something some retard pulls out of his ass because he doesn't know what slide guitar is and tries to sound like he knows what he's talking about.

Girl: I'm a slide guitarist
Douche: What's that
Girl: -explains-
Douche: Oh I do that too sometimes. I just thought it was called slur guitar.
Girl: Right.

by Assgrassapples April 27, 2009