How's your Grandma?

Refers to the completely asinine feeling you get when you ask about someone's older relative because you knew they were struggling with some sickness... and they recently DIED.

There is literally nothing you can say after you ask "How's your Grandma?" and they tell you their Grandma is now dead.

"Hey man, so How's your Grandma?"
"SHE DIED YOU JERK!"
"..."

by The1dietrich January 18, 2013

Slutty Grandma

See also hoe bag, whore, and Great Dane

Wrinkly, 200 year old hag that has sex with younger people.

Opal: Millie is such a slutty grandma! I wouldn't let her babysit my kids anyday!

by Raccooninabox June 16, 2006

Grandma flabbo

in a multiple choice question the answer that is clearly wrong. Always choice D.

What brand was Jeff's first dildo?
A: Lickin' Lizard
B: Orgasmatron
C: Super Vibe
D: Grandma Flabbo

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

grandma salad

five old ladies, or more, sitting in a steam room.

Your grandma and all her friends go sit in the steam room after they hog the pools. It's a grandma salad!

by Ailsa Gibbons November 5, 2006

ur grandma

if ur mom gets old after a while, in place of it you say ur grandma

ted-hey
ed-urmom

ted-whatsup
ed-urmom

ted-URMOM!
ed-UR GRANDMA!

by anna45768 October 2, 2006

piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny

some one who you really hate or a hullicination when you mix weed and extesy

dude, im so baked i think im starting to see a piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny

by funkmaster101 July 9, 2011

grandma boobs

The thing that Jake, Johnny, And Danny found up in a tree when Jake took off Ashley's shirt. They are saggy and streched marked. Don't be confused... any girl could have them.
BE WARNED!

Damn dude! I regret that! Ashley had total grandma boobs!

by The mouth of truth. March 25, 2008