Grab ass week

On April 15-21 is grab ass week grab as many ass as you want

Tae why did you grab my ass she said oh it’s grab ass week

by Definitelynottbegame April 11, 2019

Stab-n-Grab

A convenience store in the ghetto.

I was goin to get some chips an beer at the Stab-n-Grab when Luis beat down the manager for shootn his brother.

by Angie M January 19, 2006

grab his cock

A phrase used as a smart ass answer to all questions. Similar to a barrel roll.

Girl:I really like this guy, but I don't know what to say to him.

You: Grab his cock.

by Kidlazarus January 13, 2008

Grab bag

The technique pioneered by President Donald J Trump of forcefully grabbing British Prime Minister Teresa May's hand in the full knowledge that he has recently been playing with his testicles and not bothered to wash his hands.

Man 1: "Dude, why is road-kill lid tugging that crone's claw with his baby digits?"

Man 2: "Douche has done a sly grab bag, bro! He's got a sick coin purse!"

by BeefTea January 31, 2017

Scandinavian Testicle Grab

The process whereby someone is has you cornered, e.g.. in a head lock, and you put your hands on their testicles and squeeze and twist, instantly releasing yourself! Not to be mixed up with the Swedish Testicle Grapple which is a sex move from the same region.

'Some guy tried to beat me up the other day but i gave him the Scandinavian Testicle Grab and he just broke down'

by whalley1234 January 7, 2009

grab the bear by the balls

To tackle a difficult challenge as soon as it arises instead of procrastinating

After that party last night my house was wrecked. I have some potential buyers coming by today so I need to "grab the bear by the balls" and clean up.

by NMGoKS June 26, 2005

Grab nut Monday

Every Monday all the ladies can grab any guys nuts as long as they say "Grab nut Monday!" when they say it whoever grabs the most dicks at your school wins grab nut Monday

Random guy: WTF WHY DID YOU GRAB MY NUTS
Random girl: its grab nut monday

by Ooferz.smofferz November 18, 2019