ripped gooch

When the place between your genitals and your bum hole rips.

Susanne ripped her gooch to ribbons when she squirted out her first born baby.
Ian ripped his gooch when taking the biggest black cock in Swindon. Good effort Ian - but remember to always stretch first!
When you try and hop over a fence and rip your gooch instead.

Ripped gooch!

by Jack238 December 11, 2013

Gooch-a-roo

The act of pressing ones gooch in the area between ones nose and mouth; thus giving them a wiff of ass and a taste of balls.

Boy1- Hey, were you playing COD last night?

Boy2- Ya! I totally gave some douchebag the gooch-a-roo!

by zachareeno June 27, 2010

Gamer's Gooch

The rotten, smegma-like smell gamer's aquire in their gooch after a long session of gaming. Often the most pungent while wearing compressive underwear.

I had some serious gamer's gooch the other night after playing Fortnite with Jake for 11 hours straight.

by RickyBaker3 December 29, 2020

gooch grab

When one grabs the gooch, aka the taint of male. Taint referring to the are between one's ass and balls.

Dude, I swear to Christ that i'll gooch grab you if you do that again.

by Jordan Reindl March 2, 2008

Gooch grass

The hair on the space between or on your balls, and your butt hole, usually very irritating, and will often cause discomfort.

Dude, my gooch grass has been KILLING me all day today!" "Yeah dog, i ripped a bunch of grass out earlier today!

by DilDough Queefingstein October 30, 2010

gooch mongol

Someone who tries to penetrate a gooch.

In jail my cell mate was a gooch mongol.

by skidodude January 27, 2005

Side-Gooch

Just as the gooch is the area between the balls and the sphinc, the side-gooch is the area between the balls and the legs.

My side-gooch smells like a genocide.

by Smegster. November 12, 2010