Ass Genius

A person who has diluted themselves into believing that the ideas created in and voiced directly from their ass, are pure genius.

Woman: So you're trying to tell me the inflatable party sheep was just a gag gift, and it came with the KY smears and pubic hair already stuck to it?

Man: Yes! It's really quite remarkable, isn't it?

Woman: You are a consummate ass-talker.

Man: Oh, come on - that story was brilliant! It's like I'm an Ass Genius or something!

by Poop Ninja September 1, 2008

Geniastic

People who are exceedingly clever, with genius tendancies.

Saying or doing something innovative or intelligent would be "geniastic".

by Grace and Stephanie January 2, 2006

Genius Trip

When a person ingests marijuana from either smoking or eating, their "high" allows them to think more deeply, analytically, clearly, and even intelligently.

New Studies have shown evidence of this, where test subjects who ingest marijuana have increased brain activity.

Man I just took a genius trip! I thought about everything so much more deeper!

by BannerDB July 28, 2010

Street genius

Someone with too much street smarts for anybody.

The girl was a street genius. She must have had a street IQ of 160. You wouldn't be able to tell by looking at her, she looked like a dork from Iowa.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Māori boy genius

A term used by other Māori to describe a Māori person who is held up by the community for their success in the White world, or proficiency in the Māori language BUT whose tikanga ain't shit. It is likely they profit off their indigeneity while continuing to spread classist, homophobic, transphobic, and racist ideas.

James was know as a Māori boy genius because held down the paepae but refused to address his toxic misogyny

by Decoloneyez September 3, 2019

Ass Genius

A person who has diluted themselves into believing that their ideas, created in and voiced solely from their ass, are pure genius.

Woman: So you're trying to tell me the inflatable party sheep was just a gag gift, and it came with the KY smears and pubic hair already stuck to it?
Man: Yes! It's really quite remarkable, isn't it?
Woman: Stop talking out of your ass!
Man: Oh, come on - that story was brilliant! It's like I'm an Ass Genius or something!

by Poop Ninja June 15, 2006

idiot genius

One who makes an idiotic decision that results in a brilliant outcome.

You turned a Subaru Impreza STI into an ATV?? That is the most idiot genius thing I've ever seen, you redneck! Make me one!

by the serpx June 14, 2010