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Grease PIG 

also know as a flop dick, some one of no importance. Or says things of no importance. A really dumb fuck.
Your fat Beth .... Fuck you Grease PIG
Grease PIG by Steven January 21, 2004

grease monkey 

some guy that gets out of his nasty old truck n looks like he just got a pot-o-gold dumped on him ...........in other words he's a greasy piece of feces
Hey! Get back in the truck grease monkey!
grease monkey by Shmu June 2, 2004

Grease Monkey 

A term for someone that needs a shower.
That girl is gross, she looks like a grease monkey.
Grease Monkey by SarahThaBoss(; August 13, 2009

Grease Injection 

(Noun) The act of inserting the movie "Grease" into your own, or your partner's anus; normally done out of the need for spontaneous sexual adventure or sheer hate for the film. Often confused with, the more common, "The Sound of Music Injection".
Last night, I performed a Grease Injection on myself while baby-sitting my neighbor's 3-year old.

"Did you inject her with 'Grease' last night?"

Grease railing 

When a male takes a random shit in a public area and uses the feces as lubrication to achieve a heavenly orgasm thru aggressive masturbation.

There is a train passenger in San Francisco that takes random shits on buses and masturbates with feces.......
grease railing is a tool used to lubricate the rails of light rail trains.
Little to the bus drivers awareness that the lone passenger was going to achieve grease railing at the last stop!

Grease Monkey 

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.
Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.