Goat-rope

A total freaking mess
An unorganized disaster
Clusterfuck

Holy shit, what a goat-rope that was.

by Odin June 10, 2004

fainting goat

a goat that faints when spooked by a loud or inordanent noise

don't scare him he's a fainting goat

by tjd42 April 20, 2018

Goat Simulator

mayhem in a nutshell

Goat Simulator

by someone else thats not u March 2, 2021

Lumpy Goat

The act of bringing a diseased goat into the bedroom and engaging in a threesome with said goat and your partner.

Bro 1:Yo, I pulled a lumpy goat on my girlfriend and she went along with it!

Bro 2: Wow , you're lucky. My girlfriend dumped me when I tried it.

by BirdIsTheWord23 December 31, 2012

Goat's Gruff

An extremely dangly, wooly, hairy scrotum.

Dude!!! Invest in a razor and loose the goat's gruff. How does your girlfriend suck your balls?

I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Goat’s Beard

A Fu Manchu for your gooch; can be an erogenous zone for some.

My girlfriend loves it when I grab her by the goat’s beard and swing her around the bedroom.

by Crazy Khronos October 28, 2020

Goat Rodeo

A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.

I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".

by HolyHammer October 12, 2016