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fucktard 

A person sooo incredibly stupid, the situation calls for not one, but two insults. And not hyphenated. Oh, no. Two in one. To be used only in the most dire of situations, with caution. Don't put it in a sentance with other words, it doesn't belong there.
"Dylan decided to test the electric dog collar. He just ran through the electric fence, and now he's on the ground. I'm pretty sure he isn't breathing."

"Fucktard"
fucktard by eleanor-grace March 31, 2008

Fucktard 

1. A combination of the words "fuck" and "retard". Used to describe someone who is so fucking retarded that there was no word to describe their stupidity. Thus the birth of "fucktard"

2. One who kills teammates, coworkers, friends, allies, buddies, or comrades. Usually happens through an accidentally through an act of supreme stupidity.
Tucker: You killed Church you team killing fucktard!
Fucktard by Kael W April 30, 2010

Fucktard 

There are various levels of idiocy prevalent in society. One can be described as an idiot, a dipshit or possibly an assclown. However, those who are bestowed with the debatable gift of total idiocy may be described as a fucktard. This word is a contraction of the two words 'fucking', and 'retard'. A fucktard will undoubtedly show the uncanny ability to annoy the shit out of his/her peers, through attempts at humour, hypocrisy or sheer idiocy. Generally fucktards are seen by everyone to be anyone who is destined to be an absolute failure at life.
Alex makes attempts at humor which only he considers funny, as a means to find friends at school. So far he has been unsuccessful, and will probably go through life in a similar manner. His pathetic attempts at humor alone qualify him to be an absolute fucktard.
Fucktard by Carey Middleton April 16, 2004

Fucktard 

A combination of the words fucking and retard. A shorter and more effective way of putting someone who's incredibly fucking stupid down. Must be used in the right context or it is useless. If the word is fumbled.. Unfortunately, you then become the fucktard..
*GOOD EXAMPLE*
Tim: Dude, what's the difference between tigers and lions?
Dave: Buddy, you're a fucktard if you don't know.

*BAD EXAMPLE*
Tim: So my dog died today..
Dave: Buddy, you're a fucktard.
Fucktard by jt92 May 15, 2009

Fucktarded 

Being so high on meth that you are so fucked up your retarded.
I did so much that I was fucktarded for days.
Fucktarded by PinkTinkStar December 29, 2016

fucktatious 

A word sounding good but extreamly bad.
(after seeing a crap movie.) That film was fucktatious.

Wow your really fucktatious at that!
fucktatious by Jon G January 3, 2005