Friendly Maggot

When you want to call someone or something a faggot but can't due to the people around you.
In an elevator
Barry: "Did you see Johnny last night with his light-up t-shirt?"
Larry: "Yeah what a f-(everybody looks at him) friendly maggot"

Barry and Larry inside joke.
(Watching some guy do handstands on the beach while sitting with his friends)
Barry: "You know Larry, i think that guy is the friendliest of maggots I have ever seen"
Larry: "I concur Barry"
(Friends looks at them quizzically)
by YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodCynic October 28, 2012
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friendly tsunami

when the quaking of your foundations sends much more than a ripple into your environment
My outlook shift has created a friendly tsunami of change in my life...
by T-Nugget September 10, 2011
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Friendly Fire

When two homesexual men are involved in gay sex and one man cums into the other man's urethra, then the second man cums at the first, spraying him with his own cum-hence the name
Last night I saw these two gay guys going at it and they totally fucking hit each other with a Friendly Fire!
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Friendly Snowmaning

An altered state of consciousness or 'high' achieved by simultaneously snorting cocaine and smoking heroin; a blood vessel friendly version of snowballing.
Man I feel so sick today friendly snowmaning last night ruined me.
by Swanney's Multiverse June 19, 2010
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Friendly Jellyfish

The act of one male tickling another male's scrotum
Thomas swam under the water to surprise Kit and he sneakily gave him a friendly jellyfish. This left Kit feeling vulnerable and shocked by the friendly jellyfish
by Loose Goose For King December 13, 2012
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friendly mosh

A mosh where when someone pushes you, and you push them back, they turn and grin at you, like, "isn't this fun? we're in a mosh!" and you grin back in agreement.

Usually occurs at small rock concerts on college campuses, where most of the attendees are not real rockers.
So the other day I went to this awesome BrokeNCYDE concert at my school, and I got right in the middle of a a bunch of people moshing! Luckily, it was a friendly mosh.
by Mary's clone March 22, 2009
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