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freshman adjustments

tony: damn man this song is dope what is it?
steve: Self conscious off of yeezy's freshman adjustments.
by foshotoofresh March 31, 2009
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Freshman

Someone just entering high school. The first week of high school they are scared shitless cuz they get lost and are scared of upperclassman. The second week is when they become annoying and start tryin to be cool and hang out with the upperclassman, and then go brag to all their other annoying freshman friends about it. And by the end of the year, 3/4 of them are alcoholics and drugies, half of them claim to no longer b virgins, even tho they r, a very small majority of them really are no longer virgins, and those who are virgins and admit it, all do what ever they can to stay virgins, but still end up happy. all the rest stay off to the side and are annoying people who never get in any trouble cuz they're still scared shitless. My advice to not get ur ass kicked by upperclassman, take the small amount of shit they give u for the year and deal with it, by next year ull b doin the same thing to the next years freshmen. dont try to fit in with the upperclassmen unless they actually accept u. and do not, under any circumstances try to start a go home seniors chant at assemblies when everyone is doin the go home freshman chant. ur not cool, and will probly end up gettin ur ass kicked.
"God freshman are so annoying"
"I kno right? They try to act like they're the shit."
"Yeah I kno. But I do kno one freshman who's pretty cool. They kno they're not all that, and they just accept the shit thats given to them, they kno how to treat upperclassman with respect."
"Word"
by I_don't_kno June 27, 2007
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Freshmen Swagger

This is when a freshman (of any situation) thinks they are hot shit because they are in a more "educated and cooler" environment. This usually happens when they transition from middle school to high school. Although, the swagger is a lot higher when they transition from high school to college. Usually act like asses and try to put everyone down so they can feel better about themselves.
kid 1: yeah everyone thinks im a badass at UCSB

kid 2: im sure you a loser dog

kid 1: Im at college fool. You are still back home with you pathetic family

kid 2: Fuck you! you got freshmen swagger.
by ieatfreshmeat March 4, 2012
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Freshman Snipe

Senior sniping is when a senior or a group of seniors gathers freshman and leads them on to start drama between the freshman.
Senior#1: Aye do you wanna start a freshman snipe this year?

Senior#2: Sure man why not, lets do this.
by Brand0n_ February 17, 2018
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Freshman

Freshmen (9th graders) are the newcomers to high school. They are most commonly bullied/picked-on by the upperclassmen people (the juniors and seniors) for no damn reason whatsoever. Most freshmen believe that they need to be treated with respect, just like all the human-beings on Earth.

Sophomores most likely are the only ones to respect all freshmen, unlike the juniors and seniors, who are jerks and assholes to them.
Story:

A freshmen comes across a group of 11th graders hanging-out at one of the lunch tables. And starts saying "Hey, can I hang-out with you guys?"

Junior 1: Are you a freshman?

Freshman: Yeah

All the other juniors: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Sophomore: Don't worry. Juniors and Seniors can be complete jerks sometimes
by JellyBean600 August 4, 2018
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Favorite Freshman

The best freshman ever to walk this earth and are so badass
“Hi favorite freshman

-Hailey
by Riley welch November 8, 2017
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Freshman

School :
Annoying little " children " that think they're are the best of the best.
- Pretend their Upper class.
- Block hallways with their legs, ugh.
- Annoying fucks ? Yes.
- Considered little ducklings.(:
" hmhmh look ! FRESH meat(; "
Freshman : AHHHH O:!
by Highschoolbum021 April 14, 2009
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