when you bite through a burger or sandwich but there is something in the sandwich like a pickle or tomato that is harder to bite completely through and you wind up pulling sections of the sandwich out as you take the bite, hence the bite fail.
by nonsuch61 July 11, 2010
Get the bite failmug. A way of saying what the fuck or wtf and the same time as expressing your feelings about the event in question being a fail.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Justin Bieber not knowing what German was?
Guy 2: The language?
Guy 1: Yeah man.
Guy 2: Dude, what the fail?!
Guy 2: The language?
Guy 1: Yeah man.
Guy 2: Dude, what the fail?!
by bird875 May 7, 2010
Get the What the Failmug. When you fail at something so spectacularly, if the fail had a physical form it would look like a giant Cloverfield monster made entirely out of fail.
Clark: So I heard you jumped into your pool and it burst open.
Bruce: Yeah, I M-failed pretty badly.
Bruce: Yeah, I M-failed pretty badly.
by B.K.75 December 11, 2011
Get the M-Failmug. when you get a rather delicious-looking muffin, you take a big yummy chunk off the tup, then drop it.
Emma: this muffin looks delicious!
*takes big chunk off top*
**drops**
Allie : oh, that was such a muffin fail!!!
*takes big chunk off top*
**drops**
Allie : oh, that was such a muffin fail!!!
by xXmetalxgirlXx November 19, 2009
Get the muffin failmug. The TRUE highest form of fail known to mankind. Reaching this level of fail means only one thing:
You've failed so much that you have surpassed epic, you are no infinite in your failure and deserve to be put to rest
You've failed so much that you have surpassed epic, you are no infinite in your failure and deserve to be put to rest
Tom - Cena not selling that move was epic fail
Richard - no he has surpassed epic fail, he is infinite fail, he has failed so many times that saying he epically has will be an understatement
Richard - no he has surpassed epic fail, he is infinite fail, he has failed so many times that saying he epically has will be an understatement
by teh entertainer™ May 14, 2009
Get the infinite failmug. 
A failure so great, one "k" isn't enough. Typically said to people, particularly blond country girls, who are more prone than the rest of the population to such shortcomings.
"Crap I accidently threw my bowl in the garbage!"
"...epikk fail"
"I spelled my name wrong!"
"...epikk fail"
"...epikk fail"
"I spelled my name wrong!"
"...epikk fail"
by mmmdonuts75 May 1, 2010
Get the Epikk Failmug.