failed abortion

lol me

ha failed abortion

by GoatedBalls October 30, 2020

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Epikk Fail

A failure so great, one "k" isn't enough. Typically said to people, particularly blond country girls, who are more prone than the rest of the population to such shortcomings.

"Crap I accidently threw my bowl in the garbage!"
"...epikk fail"

"I spelled my name wrong!"
"...epikk fail"

by mmmdonuts75 May 1, 2010

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Getting her horned up to a sloppy wet state for an absolute railing and gut rearrangement only to disappoint her, and yourself for that matter, by failing to achieve an erection and deliver. Usually results in self loathing while watching her flick the bean.

A bottle of Jack was the perfect recipe last night for a rail fail.

I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.

I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.

by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020

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M-Fail

When you fail at something so spectacularly, if the fail had a physical form it would look like a giant Cloverfield monster made entirely out of fail.

Clark: So I heard you jumped into your pool and it burst open.
Bruce: Yeah, I M-failed pretty badly.

by B.K.75 December 11, 2011

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What the Fail

A way of saying what the fuck or wtf and the same time as expressing your feelings about the event in question being a fail.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Justin Bieber not knowing what German was?
Guy 2: The language?
Guy 1: Yeah man.
Guy 2: Dude, what the fail?!

by bird875 May 7, 2010

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bite fail

when you bite through a burger or sandwich but there is something in the sandwich like a pickle or tomato that is harder to bite completely through and you wind up pulling sections of the sandwich out as you take the bite, hence the bite fail.

the bite fail left a mess on his shirt

by nonsuch61 July 11, 2010

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