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myself

its when you have a big confince and reallly need to start caring about yourself
by alexis is that bitch September 29, 2020
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peepee-piss-myself-bitch

What you should want a woman (who will kill you) to call you
Please make me your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch
by make-me-your-bitch September 17, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose Robles, Thanks, Raymond Robles, For Inspiring Myself, Angel Jose Robles To Journal My Emotions To Master Becoming A Sociopath<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose Robles, Thanks, Raymond Robles, For Inspiring Myself, Angel Jose Robles To Journal My Emotions To Master Becoming A Sociopath<.7.9.7.6.>
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killing myself

something people say when they have to do something school related
teacher: we have a pop quiz and later i’m assigning you homework.

person: i’m killing myself
by kazuhasfootstool<33 May 19, 2022
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Which is exactly what they are doing. Blaming me so that they don't have to blame themselves.
Hym "No. I work to fill a need. I do need to work just because the rest of you have to. This is a pathetic attempt as avoiding the resent you are going to experience when you have to continue to work and I do not. That's why I'm getting harassed at work. The want me to work harder and I do have to just work harder at you behest. You're being childish an you need to answer me in the manner I instructed. Text. Video. Or live on the Majority Report. And you need to talk about what is happening to me. If you would have done it in the first place you would have more kids and you'll have one fewer if you don't. Oh? Is it credible this time? But not 10 years ago? 'Blame Hym so I don't have to blame myself.' "
by Hym Iam October 19, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Incest (The I Do It Myself Back Smacks): The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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playing with not myself

Boy 1: So, what were you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: I was, uh, playing with not myself...
by thatstragic October 8, 2022
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