Big Ol' Floppy

1. A flaccid penis; a penis that is not fully erect. More specifically, when the penis is in between the fully flaccid and fully erect stages; can be described as the "meaty" stage

2. A vagina that is stretched out to the point that the lower rim of said vagina has reached the anus; likely from years of promiscuity and/or giant penis(es).

1. Woman: "Is my striptease getting your dick hard?"
Man:"Naw, but I still got a big ol' floppy"

2. Man 1: "Dude I heard you hooked up with that chick last night, how was that?"
Man 2: "Lame, that bitch had a big ol' floppy, it was like humping a hula-hoop"

by Professor D-Bag March 16, 2009

flipping the flippy floppy

v.i. 1) having sex. 2) having a raucous, off-the-hook time

"Man, we were flipping the flippy floppy at that convention!"

by man of a thousand names January 25, 2010

Floppy floo papi

What you call a guy that can't guy an erection.

Damn it. He's a floppy floo papi

by Oliviajoy2633 April 23, 2017

floppy donkey knockout

The act of jumping on a limp oversized dick and knocking it over while Mexican.

Adrian gave him a floppy donkey knockout while visiting the exhibit.

by ChihuahuaDriveBy May 8, 2015

Floppy Cho Cho

When the inside of a womens vagina is so worn out it just flops around on the outside.

That ladies dress is so short you can see her floppy cho cho.

Katie is so easy she has a floppy cho cho.

by Megstalean February 3, 2019

floppy beef curtain

A giant vaginal entry covered by labia that are discolored, hangy and unpropitional to the keeper of the vagina.

Oh my god that stripper had floppy beef curtains. Her vagina looked like a loose cut roast beef sandwich

by Jf11 December 7, 2013

FLOPPY MONKEY TITTIE

a tittie characterized by its floppy monkey like dimensions

Andrew splashed his sperm on that floppy monkey tittie, bitch.

by spermworm August 18, 2006