Farmnesia

Farmnesia is the yearly forgetfulness that happens to most farmers and gardeners that keeps them coming back for more the next year, despite oftentimes having major struggles. This amnesia happens when you grow seeds, watch most die, plant the ones that survived, water them until they grow, & get upset when many got killed by fungi / diseases or are eaten by insects / animals. You put so much hard work your garden and your brain suppresses the bad outcomes. Thus, you forget how hard it was (hence amnesia). You end up doing the same cycle the very next year because you forgot how hard it was the year before.

I think farmer Joe has a farmnesia. The last three years he had no luck with his garden, but he’s doing it again… happily.

by Unison214 February 25, 2026

Farbonate

Using farts for carbonation

We were out of seltzer for the party, so I downed some beans and then farbonated the water.

by sci-isms June 7, 2025

Farmanac

A book of ancient folklorian wisdom used to govern one’s life when all approved scientific methods fail.

Page 67 of the 2025 Farmanac will explain how to sow your seed on sixty-seventh moon day of the Northern Hemisphere’s lunar calendar.

by Patohe December 6, 2025

Bass Farming

Bass Farming (BASE FARMING) is a musical technique developed by Aaron Kent (aka DJ IOD) in 2010. The technique is a growing research project in finding musical bass reverb differentials (aka "IODS") that are generated as a by product of applying vibrations together in varying forms.

The music format is designed to find the new edges of tech music (mostly from a drum and bass, hardstyle approach)

Bass Farming is an example of this would be one sound being played plus another sound being played, and the listener experiencing a third new referenced sound.

by xirtamtech May 6, 2012

Female Farming

The sexual action of a man laying across two chairs, as the woman gives him a handjob and the man cums in a bucket, like a farmer milking a cow. The woman proceeds to drink the bucket.

Hey Mark, I heard you and Mary tried some wild stuff last night!

Yeah, she's great at female farming!

by j gatsby November 26, 2013

fish farming

1. To go out on the town, specifically targeting venues that are high in the fem-population.

2. To go on the prowl for apt smash targets.

Timothy and Bobbert are planning on going fish farming tonight, as neither of them have been sexually fulfilled in the past two days.

Fish farming is best when done at night, especially when a full moon is present and the astrolofish are out and about.

by The change machine June 18, 2014

gold farming

Cheating the game to create excessive wealth. Can be accomplished on any MMO.

Carried out by creating many accounts to earn as much gold as possible among

Guy 1: Hey want to play WOW tonite?
Guy 2: No, I'm gold farming on runescape!

by tehblog November 30, 2014