Leprechaun Facial

A sexual act in which green, hot, sticky leprechaun-juice is spewed onto ones face.

Chris the lonely leprechaun was sitting in the back seat of a van when he suddenly gave his buddy Mike a leprechaun facial.

by Boooooyah October 19, 2013

The Cullen Facial

After ejaculating on a girls face, glitter is thrown all over the ejaculate so as to cause glimmering from the nearest light source emulating the shimmer of the faggy vampires, The Cullens, in the Twilight Saga.

This chick kept telling me she was waiting for her "Edward", so when I finally got to hit it I gave her The Cullen Facial!

by D3vious January 10, 2011

rob job facial

When you rob job over a partners face. It can be on purpose or accidental.

Dax was so excited that he accidentally gave Kelly Ann a rob job facial.

by robtastical September 28, 2006

facebook facial

the act of jazzing on someone's facebook profile

i gave her a meat shank and a facebook facial

by b_dk January 4, 2009

SpiderMan Facial

SpiderMan Facial is a different and altogether better term for the spiderman because yes, you are simulating the web-slinging act of Spiderman, but what are you actually doing? Giving a facial, right? So essentially, to call it the spiderman is to say you are a comic book dork, but to call it the SpiderMan Facial, as it is called in the adult entertainment industry, is the best and most appropriate way to describe the action. But always remember these two important rules:

1. SpiderMan Facials should only be given upon request by the lucky recipient(s).
2. Don't limit yourself to the face. Area coverage is key ... bellybutton to eyebrow.

Peter North gave a SpiderMan Facial to Ron Jeremy.

by OriginalStarGirl June 1, 2007

Facehaters

A semi-derogatory term for a person who disapproves of and/or dislikes the website known as facebook. Usually uses the term's fagbook, facegay and fagbooker when describing the website and its users.

Facehaters range from highly intelligent individuals whom disapprove of the zombie-like effects of facebook, to stupid lowlife scene kids who are butthurt about all their potential myspace "friends" abandoning myspace.

Person one: Jeff threw a bitch fit when he saw me on facebook yesturday.
Person two: Well you know its cuz he's been hanging out with those other facehaters.

by Ooganden January 25, 2009

facebook facade

Posting Facebook statuses that are intended to give the perception that your life is wonderful when in reality it sucks.

"Did you see Jane's Facebook facade where she posted pictures of her Aspen ski vacation? That bitch ain't got two nickels to rub together.

by Socially inept December 12, 2013