homeless fries

Leftover French fries found at the bottom of the bag. Can be claimed by anyone and are exceptionally delicious.

My family got some McDonald's, you want the homeless fries?

by Triggered savage May 7, 2017

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Scampi Fries

Cheifly British: the fishy odour associated with unwashed genitalia, usually female, although the male member is arguably a closer match to the whiff of a popular packet snack sold in the UK.

Marketers became aware of this lewd association amongst teenagers and produced a viral video depicting a young man inviting his friends to sniff his fingers as 'proof' that he had been intimate with a girl at a party (although the viewer sees that he has simply been tucking into a packet of Scampi Fries). Mmmm, fish.

I reckon licking the fat one out'd be like snogging a sasquatch with a penchant for Scampi Fries.

by Ozwald Spatchcock February 5, 2009

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Liberty Fries

French Fries

After the attack of 9/11, Americans felt the need they needed to rename the French Fries to something more american-like. So they decided to rename them to Liberty Fries.

"Hey! I just got back from Jack In the Box."
"Really? Did you bring me anything?"
"I got you a Jumbo Jack with some Liberty Fries."

by Shadow Flare December 28, 2005

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cow fries

the testicle of a calf, deep fried and tasting like a chicken nugget and or fried bologna
made by the owners of beef cattle (to be killed for meat) they cut the balls off of male calves so they do not produce testosterone and not be hostile toward the owners or toward other cattle.

aka rocky mountain oysters

mmm! the cow fries are chewy!

by jackieC January 26, 2004

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