No Christmas Dinner

Something that is not easy to do, hard.

Brendan: It was so wet and muddy at the camping ground.

Jack: I was trying to set up my tent and it was no Christmas dinner.

by Hooch93 August 12, 2010

Caviar dinner

The act of stuffing dog food in an unwashed pussy, finishing in it, then having the woman push the dog food into your mouth

"have you ever had a caviar dinner? I would suggest it"

by Seaman the fishman May 27, 2021

Wing-It-Dinner

An important meal that is concocted out of random odds and ends because you forgot to go grocery shopping.

i.e.) 1 boiled egg with 50 different condiments.

Man, I'm starving, I only had a wing-it-dinner!

by jazz4 September 21, 2011

Messy Dinner

The act of giving someone a face wash with feces on your hands, with a violent action. Then standing up and peeing on that person's face, by thus action, creating a messy dinner. IE: Smearing shit on someone's face very violently. Also See: Messy Lunch.

He totally gave that hoe a messy dinner.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

Dinner bang

Quick casual sex.

Leslie and I aren't serious. She just occasionally stops by my place for a dinner bang!

by FRWWPB December 7, 2015

Lopsided Dinner

The act of eating a meal from a gaping asshole of a deceased, hanging person.

I was at church when I walked in on the minister eating some lopsided dinner from the dangling lady.

by discoloredreasoning June 21, 2019

dinner shark

n. A person who dates, often via apps, with the primary purpose of being treated to a meal.

"I try to weed out the dinner sharks, so I usually just ask girls out for a coffee."

by shaniez August 20, 2017