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Flaming Gumbotron

When you are railing a chick wearing a gumby costume (or if you already look like him that's fine) and just before climax, light her hair on fire and start screaming "I am Gumbotron."
Gumby is a master at giving pokey flaming gumbotrons.
by gumbyyy October 21, 2009
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flexing

A lying ass in reality a broke ass person who is always saying they have this and that but don't have shit
Example of verbal flexing

1. Bands on deck

2. My family is some what rich we own a beach house
by jucie_god September 19, 2016
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Flaming Dagger

Putting petroleum jelly of your dick and lighting it on fire. Extinguishing flame with a girls vagina or mouth. Giving warm lubrication, perfect for sex on a cold night or in the arctic circle.
They were freezing at the Everest base camp so he took out some petroleum jelly, rubbed it on his dick, lit it on fire, and fucked her with it, giving her his Flaming Dagger. Leaving them both warm and satisfied.
by norse knight July 4, 2010
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Flaming

Flaming has two definitions: The first one is a homosexual man with very "gay" qualities, not to say that I have anything against homosexuals.. In other words it's a gay man who is very loud, feminine, flamboyant, loves fashion, loves techno, loves musical theater, is very sex obsessed and is very obnoxious.

The second definition is the act of being very rude to someone online usually via comments on a forum or blog or even in a chat room. It's a fine example of how people these days have no social grace. The act of flaming includes insults to a person's intelligence or somebody's mother, trying to make a fool of that person or humiliate that person, crude language, threats and intimidation, and the list goes on and on.
Example 1:

Girl: Hello there!

Flamer: Oh my gosh look at your hair it is so fabulous! I hear Clay Aiken's performing at that mall! Oh he's so hot! I should just live at the mall honey! Oh no I broke a nail! AAAGGGHHHH!!!!

Girl 2: He's nice, but wow is he flaming!

Example 2:

Flamer: Your blog is so stupid! Did you think to mention blah blah blah! Morons like you have no reason to live. Why don't you just kill yourself and suffer for all eternity! Fucktard!

Victim: Wow! What a dick. This person is obviously not worth me or my time. You just keep flaming me I'm not listening.
by ASillyMan April 25, 2010
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pink flamingo

woman stands at edge of bed with one foot on the floor, other leg with knee up on the bed and her "pink" wide open for her partner to view / taste while lying on the bed -- face up
He was looking forward to lying back on his bed after a hard day at the office and enjoying a pink flamingo
by Jopher1 April 29, 2010
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Flaming mudslide

A classy sex move in which you light a girls pubes on fire. Then shit on her chest and as it slides down her chest, it acts as a flame retardant, resulting in the fire going out.
congrats on the flaming mudslide
Ryan: dude i was really drunk last night.
Blend: o really, what'd you end up doing?
Ryan: i completed the flaming mudslide.
Blend: nice man, twice in a week tho?
by theblend March 29, 2009
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flaming oasis

When a man sets fire to a woman's pubic hair with the intent to piss or cum it out.

It is said to bring great pleasure to mostly the man.
Ilja gave his girl a flaming oasis last night, but he ran out of cum halfway through.
by Geert / Piggen March 30, 2005
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