When you go ass-to-mouth on your partner, and you used Vicks Vaporub* as lubricant.
*topical rub for clearing bunged-up nose. Other brands are available.
*topical rub for clearing bunged-up nose. Other brands are available.
"Gave my girl the old Polar Express yesterday."
"That explains why her sinuses have cleared, and she cant sit down without wincing".
"That explains why her sinuses have cleared, and she cant sit down without wincing".
by The_superfool January 16, 2018
When a man slices off his own phallus, affixes two Popsicle sticks to it, one on either side, and inserts it into his own rectum. After the initial use, although generally not recommended, the dismembered member may be used by other partners for their own sexual pleasure.
"Yo man, did you hear what happened to Johnny?''
"No, what?"
"That skanky hooker from down the block got him to give himself a one-way ticket on the Stimpleton Express."
"Aw, what a scum, I'm gonna murder that bitch and then you and me are gonna go Mung Diving, ya heard?"
"No, what?"
"That skanky hooker from down the block got him to give himself a one-way ticket on the Stimpleton Express."
"Aw, what a scum, I'm gonna murder that bitch and then you and me are gonna go Mung Diving, ya heard?"
by Rusty "BongPolish" Shackleford May 03, 2010
by boobgirl72491 September 14, 2008
While having sexual relations from behind, the giver takes a tube sock, and uses it as a bridle to rein in the taker.
The best part of using the pony express technique, is it forces your gilrfriend to shut up during intercourse.
by Outlaw Avionics April 03, 2008
by pillheadme February 07, 2009
Is the sexual act and/or process performed by males, which consist of eating sweet fruits such as pineapples to generate sweet tasting semen or male ejaculate primarily for the receiving sexual partner to taste or eat after a facial
"Dude last night I gave her a taste of the pineapple express. She noticed i had eaten some pretty sweet Dole pineapples."
by norcaldude707 August 26, 2008
When a Female partner has 1 or more earings in each ear, and before engaging in sexual intercourse fashioning reins out of string or leather strips. Then once the reins are created you mount her from behind and yell stop 1 and engage in the mail delivery across the west.
Hey Black Beauty/Hildalgo i need to deliver a package via pony express. Turn around and let me show you the wild west. Gidde Up its time for The Pony Express
by evcar mayman September 05, 2011