evan

A complete gay douche, likes rocks and gum

Dude, stop being a complete and total evan....

by MDRIDYNASTYBRUGHHH June 4, 2016

Evanic

When there's absolutely no possible way to descirbe how you feel at the moment.

(While high) I feel so fucking evanic man...

by Honolulu Hyena November 13, 2011

evan

a white kid who wants to be black and the biggest fuckboy youll ever meet. pretends he has hella hoes and nudes are his form of currency.

evan can go fuck himself.

by bbgirlll November 2, 2018

Chris Evans

the daddiest of all the famous chrises.

chris evans is a daddy. periodt.

by gothgillian May 25, 2019

Evan Peters

The sexiest man on the planet

Thomas : What's your biggest dream?
Me : That Evan Peters eats me out.

by queen of everything August 19, 2014

Chris Evans

Chris Evans is a beautiful American GOD, he is both sexy and adorable and loves dogs, his favourite pass times include, being in a constant photoshoot, and hanging out with his buddy (dog) Dodger
(He is also Captain America so that’s a plus)

WOW I WOULD BANG THE FRICK OUT OF CHRIS EVANS

I would let Chris Evans plow me down

I would climb Chris Evans like a tree

Daddy = Chris Evans

by Jasmineshae June 16, 2019

Evan Mathis

One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.

Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.

by PhreshPhillies January 7, 2012