When your boyfriend is eating you out and at the very last second she yells "I HAVE AIDS"
And then your juices come out his nose making him a European Firedragon
And then your juices come out his nose making him a European Firedragon
by senpachi September 2, 2021
Get the European Firedragon mug.A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.
by Lev Sportsinterviews February 16, 2012
Get the European Slinky mug.a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.
check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?
by carp it up January 12, 2012
Get the european ass bag mug.A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.
Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.
The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011
Get the european soldier bag mug.When waiting to turn left at a red light, once the light turns green but without an arrow, slam the accelerator down, make your turn and beat the car who should have proceeded straight. Effectively ignoring the right of way.
by Sqoonman February 10, 2023
Get the European sneak mug.Simultaneously wetting two fingers and jabbing them in both the anus and the vagina at the same time.
Oi John guess what i did last night?
What did you do dave?
I gave this bird the european plug socket and she punched me!
What did you do dave?
I gave this bird the european plug socket and she punched me!
by Mbiggs19 February 14, 2023
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With "European they/them of assertive negotiation ",fully inclusive , English for the woke .
With "European they/them of assertive negotiation ",fully inclusive , English for the woke .
I saw a "European they/them of assertive negotiation" by the sea yesterday, They sting is said to be potentially lethal.
by at073 October 7, 2023
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