Empty Net

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.

Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.

by carguy311 July 29, 2018

Empty

Empty is telling someone you just had sex with (penetrative or not) that you cant cum or squirt anymore

Boyfriend: fuck baby stop sucking I’m empty

Girlfriend: babe please no more I’m empty

by Yenia August 31, 2021

Emptying Bladder

To force all the pee out of ones full bladder leaving one with a reliever sensation

Sorry I was Emptying Bladder

by Anonymous girl 1222 December 27, 2018

empty-handed

masturbating in secrecy.

When the lights were turned on you were caught empty-handed and smiling.

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by 456AtabavA343 June 7, 2025

Empty shootin'

When your stupid and can't speak right because you have no common sense.

This guy was empty shootin' all night and made me angy as hell.

by 007littlebear August 12, 2022

Emptiness

Intentionally Blank

Does emptiness exist?

by pleaseenjoyF8 February 5, 2022