Eli Hocking

He is the coolest, funniest, friendliest guy you could ever meet. He can be weird but he is sweet and caring. Don't lose Eli because you may want to date him one day or if you're really bored, go to him for some hilarious fun

Eli Hocking is better than Daniel Sussman

by DSUSS17 March 01, 2022

Eli Menache

an extremely muscular chode

Eli menache is very tall

by chodelover3 December 16, 2019

Elie issa

A big sexy Arabian man who loves to fly planes in his free time. (Fun fact cousin had a make a wish, he wished to fly plane around NYC in September in the early 2000s) Now this bozo lookin ass is try to folllow in his footsteps. One jar of Elbow grease at a time

Jerome: Nah Jit I’m afraid of that dude over there

Juanita: Why bro?

Jerome: Cause he is such an elie Issa you piss him he’ll go bang

by Cole Davey (The great humpty) March 29, 2022

Eli Whitney

Just as every child learns throughout his/her childhood that Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin and nothing else of importance about it, "Eli Whitney" is a phrase used to indicate a repetitive thing of little to no importance.

Gary went to a party expecting plently of attractive females, but was dissappointed to find that fugly chicks were the Eli Whitney of the party.

OR

Dude 1: I walked 4 miles today!
Dude 2: Fucking Eli Whitney.

by A. Mule February 21, 2008

Eli SV

a rapper who used to be emo but now he's just a beast

Hey, have you heard the new Eli SV song? It's so good!!!

by josephmother389046 December 14, 2021

eli tomac

The 2020, really fast, monster energy supercross champion and 3x pro mx champion.

Eli tomac fan: Dude, did you see Eli Tomac win Daytona again?
Cooper Webb fan: FUCK YOU!

by pissfaceandhead March 17, 2021

eli whiteside

The world's most loved sheep.
Number 22 of the San Francisco Giants. Backup catcher, until 2011 when starting catcher, Buster Posey, was out for the season. 2010 World Champion.

"Eli Whiteside is in the squat puttin' down the signs today."-Duane Kuiper.

by MrsWhiteside August 18, 2011