by Red-Savage August 19, 2019

He is the coolest, funniest, friendliest guy you could ever meet. He can be weird but he is sweet and caring. Don't lose Eli because you may want to date him one day or if you're really bored, go to him for some hilarious fun
by DSUSS17 March 1, 2022

Just as every child learns throughout his/her childhood that Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin and nothing else of importance about it, "Eli Whitney" is a phrase used to indicate a repetitive thing of little to no importance.
Gary went to a party expecting plently of attractive females, but was dissappointed to find that fugly chicks were the Eli Whitney of the party.
OR
Dude 1: I walked 4 miles today!
Dude 2: Fucking Eli Whitney.
OR
Dude 1: I walked 4 miles today!
Dude 2: Fucking Eli Whitney.
by A. Mule February 23, 2008

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